Reviews by twaumpster1

Entering sweet illusions is always a shocking experience. You open the door, and BAM! there’s the stage. This afternoon is was filled with 10 or so attractive women, and maybe 6-8 PLs. Good news is…

Had a little bit of time before a flight out of PHX, and looked this place up. Fairly close to the airport if that’s a consideration for you. Entering the club from daytime is shocking…

I heard there was a new club next to Golden Dragon, so when I was in the area, I figured I would check it out. Went to Golden Dragon first to scope the scene out…

This is not the same Golden Dragon I remember. I mean... it is... and it isn't. The layout of the club is the same - you get frisked on the street, then walk upstairs to pay…

Don't know how many times I need to learn the lesson, but the general strip club axiom remains; don't go for the hottest one, the better choice is the 7/10. So I guess you'd call…

Been to this club in the past. It’s in a highly industrial area, and not many places are open around there that time at night. It’s a bit spooky in some regards. Then you pull…

So since I happen to live in an area with no clubs, this is probably the closest thing I have to a "home" club. I've reviewed it in the past, but since the old owner…

Was here last week, but came back before my flight the next day. Stayed at the hotel across the street. It's a bit ghetto, but cheap. Also nice to have Waffle House near by! BEWARE:…

Underwhelming all around. It happened to be the place closest to our hotel, so I gave it a shot. It was around 10pm and the cover was $7. Quickly paid and went into what looked…

The reputation of this club was enough to draw me in on a Sunday night when I was in the area. There are copious descriptions of the location, club, and even the sideways turning chairs…

Arrived at Club 205 after a bust visit to Club Tease. Upon walking in around 2pm, it was packed! No cover. No bouncer. Took me a minute to gather my bearings and sort my way through…

Was in Eugene for a Ducks basketball game, so I thought I'd stop by SI before the game. Planning to swing in after the game too. The place is in a decent enough area. The parking…

Staying in downtown, I wanted something convenient for the time I was there. I actually visited Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights. Each night was pretty much the same story. The fee was $5 on Th, $10…

Just got back from my first time at Bare Elegance. Since I was staying near LAX, I figured I would explore some clubs - I mean, why not? My concern was - the closest club…

Arrived around 11p. When I travel, I like to ask the local cab drivers where the hot spots area. I don't care if they get a kickback, a club that takes care of taxi drivers,…

It was a nice enough club. Strong presence from the bouncers, and once inside, was quickly approached by a beautiful woman named Jersey. We chatted for a bit (I bought her a drink,…