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20 reviews by twaumpster1

Stars Cabaret Bridgeport

Portland, OR

Not happening on a Sunday Day Shift

Was headed south on a Sunday, and figured I would stop in. It had been years since I'd been to this spot. Last time I was there, the day shifts were fun. Today, not so…

2 mos ago

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, OR

Oregon's best for sure

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

Best stop on the 2026 "Quality Assurance Tour". The club is in Springfield, but easy to get to. For those that have to stash cars and/or phones, there are some good nearby options. Be creative,…

3 mos ago

Club 205

Portland, OR

Just not the same

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Last reviewed this club 2 years ago, and at that time, it used to be full of lots of beautiful ladies during dayshift, but now, there was one barely 7.5 on shift. It's near I-205,…

3 mos ago

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, OR

Finally a Friday Night

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Been here several times, but never on a Friday night. Arrived just after shift change, and the parking was FULL. Had to park on the side (which is fine because it is well lit). Walking…

6 mos ago

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, OR

Good vibes

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Entering sweet illusions is always a shocking experience. You open the door, and BAM! there’s the stage. This afternoon is was filled with 10 or so attractive women, and maybe 6-8 PLs. Good news is…

9 mos ago

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, AZ

Darkest club ever?

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Had a little bit of time before a flight out of PHX, and looked this place up. Fairly close to the airport if that’s a consideration for you. Entering the club from daytime is shocking…

9 mos ago2

Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Portland, OR

Overpriced, but some OTC possibilities?

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I heard there was a new club next to Golden Dragon, so when I was in the area, I figured I would check it out. Went to Golden Dragon first to scope the scene out…

2 yrs ago4

Golden Dragon Exotic Club

Portland, OR

Portland is Dead

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

This is not the same Golden Dragon I remember. I mean... it is... and it isn't. The layout of the club is the same - you get frisked on the street, then walk upstairs to pay…

2 yrs ago2

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, OR

Make Good Decisions

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Don't know how many times I need to learn the lesson, but the general strip club axiom remains; don't go for the hottest one, the better choice is the 7/10. So I guess you'd call…

2 yrs ago4

Silver Dollar Club

Eugene, OR

It Only Takes One

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Been to this club in the past. It’s in a highly industrial area, and not many places are open around there that time at night. It’s a bit spooky in some regards. Then you pull…

2 yrs ago1

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, OR

Top 10 club? Not too sure about that....

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

So since I happen to live in an area with no clubs, this is probably the closest thing I have to a "home" club. I've reviewed it in the past, but since the old owner…

2 yrs ago1

Baby Dolls

Dallas, TX

All about how you look at VALUE

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Was here last week, but came back before my flight the next day. Stayed at the hotel across the street. It's a bit ghetto, but cheap. Also nice to have Waffle House near by! BEWARE:…

2 yrs ago1

Rick's DFW

Fort Worth, TX

the ONE hot chica

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Underwhelming all around. It happened to be the place closest to our hotel, so I gave it a shot. It was around 10pm and the cover was $7. Quickly paid and went into what looked…

2 yrs ago

Baby Dolls

Dallas, TX

First time, not last time

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

The reputation of this club was enough to draw me in on a Sunday night when I was in the area. There are copious descriptions of the location, club, and even the sideways turning chairs…

2 yrs ago2

Club 205

Portland, OR

Rather surprised today...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Arrived at Club 205 after a bust visit to Club Tease. Upon walking in around 2pm, it was packed! No cover. No bouncer. Took me a minute to gather my bearings and sort my way through…

3 yrs ago1

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, OR

Thursday - day shift!

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Was in Eugene for a Ducks basketball game, so I thought I'd stop by SI before the game. Planning to swing in after the game too. The place is in a decent enough area. The parking…

3 yrs ago1

Red Garter Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, IN

Decent burger, good company, but not much else was happening

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Staying in downtown, I wanted something convenient for the time I was there. I actually visited Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights. Each night was pretty much the same story. The fee was $5 on Th, $10…

3 yrs ago

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, CA

Close to LAX - and excellent all around

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Just got back from my first time at Bare Elegance. Since I was staying near LAX, I figured I would explore some clubs - I mean, why not? My concern was - the closest club…

3 yrs ago1

Little Darlings

Oklahoma City, OK

Lots of girls, decent place..

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Arrived around 11p. When I travel, I like to ask the local cab drivers where the hot spots area. I don't care if they get a kickback, a club that takes care of taxi drivers,…

3 yrs ago

Tropical Lei

Upland, CA

It was a nice enough club....

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

It was a nice enough club. Strong presence from the bouncers, and once inside, was quickly approached by a beautiful woman named Jersey. We chatted for a bit (I bought her a drink,…

11 yrs ago