Reviews

12 reviews by stoyaf

Brandi's Exotic Nightclub

Vancouver, BC

Hot girls, but way overpriced for low mileage

Overall, an expensive club in the nice part of town. Very hot women, but low mileage and value for dances. First, the club is in the nicest and most expensive part of town, near the pricey…

8 mos ago

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, LA

Still the best in NoLA, but that's not saying much

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Overall, it's a shame how much NoLA has gone downhill from how it used to be years ago (well before the pandemic). See my earlier NoLA Penthouse review from six years ago. The Penthouse still…

1 yr ago

Thee Original DollHouse

Orlando, FL

$140 for 15 min AIR dance in back room

★★★★★★★3.0/10

What a waste of money. Went in during a slow Monday night. Paid $25 for cover + $10 for a bud light to see 3 girls working. The stage show was dead for long stretches…

2 yrs ago1

Cheetahs

San Diego, CA

Variable mileage, hardselling multiple LDs

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Went in on a Tuesday and it was an okay, but not superb, trip overall. Had low expectations, given the low level of mileage at another San Diego club. Still quite tame, generally speaking. Got…

3 yrs ago1

Theatre Chochotte

Paris, FR

More of a small, seedy theatre than a strip club

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

This place is basically a cabaret-style strip show, with room for about a dozen people in three rows of bench seating in a below-street-level theatre. I only paid the cover fee and watched the show,…

4 yrs ago

Exposé

San Diego, CA

Low mileage, bikini dances

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Lap dances are bikini on and hands off. $20 for exactly 3 minutes as counted down by the machine. They were periodically doing 2-for-1 when the blue light comes on, but you have to time…

7 yrs ago1

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, MO

Okay vibe, mostly meh dancers, lower mileage dances

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Went in on a Monday night. Okay vibe and atmosphere in the club for an off night. About 12-15 customers and 8-10 dancers. It was a $15 cover, but it seems that their hustle is…

7 yrs ago

Temptations

Kansas City, MO

Okay, hands on lap dances, mediocre looks and vibe

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Went in on slow Tuesday evening. There were maybe 8 or 9 dancers working and only 4 other customers. Dancers were kind of mediocre looking. Terrible club vibe. I was the only bothering to tip…

7 yrs ago

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New Orleans, LA

An okay club in NOLA

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Interesting lay out in this club. There are two levels. The main stage is right in the center with the pole going up into an open space, so you can watch the main show from…

8 yrs ago2

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, LA

Probably the nicest club in NoLa

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Stopped in briefly on a weekday night. There were still a fair number of good looking dancers working even though it wasn't very busy. There might have been more dancers (about 15) then customers when…

8 yrs ago1

Satin Dolls

New York, NY

The strip club area is a...

★★★★★★★3.3/10

The strip club area is a just small, seedy looking room, about 30 by 50 feet. This is behind a normal bar area that you see when you first go in. The dancers on shift…

11 yrs ago

Scores New York

New York, NY

Went here with a group of...

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

Went here with a group of 8 for a bachelor party on a Saturday night. It was quite busy and there were a ton of hot dancers. Probably the nicest and least sketchy strip that…

11 yrs ago