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Brandi's Exotic Nightclub
893 Dunsmuir St, Vancouver, BC V6C, Canada*
Hot girls, but way overpriced for low mileage
Overall, an expensive club in the nice part of town. Very hot women, but low mileage and value for dances.
First, the club is in the nicest and most expensive part of town, near the pricey…
Nov 16, 2025, 8:21 PM
The Penthouse Club - New Orleans
727 Iberville St
New Orleans, LA 70130
Still the best in NoLA, but that's not saying much
Overall, it's a shame how much NoLA has gone downhill from how it used to be years ago (well before the pandemic). See my earlier NoLA Penthouse review from six years ago. The Penthouse still…
Dec 3, 2024, 11:55 PM
Thee Original DollHouse
5570 S Orange Blossom Trail
Orlando, FL 32839
$140 for 15 min AIR dance in back room
What a waste of money. Went in during a slow Monday night. Paid $25 for cover + $10 for a bud light to see 3 girls working. The stage show was dead for long stretches…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(BuckMcNutter)
Nov 3, 2023, 9:54 PM
Cheetahs
8105 Clairemont Mesa Blvd
San Diego, CA 92111
Variable mileage, hardselling multiple LDs
Went in on a Tuesday and it was an okay, but not superb, trip overall. Had low expectations, given the low level of mileage at another San Diego club. Still quite tame, generally speaking. Got…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Slickwillie)
May 20, 2023, 2:45 PM
Theatre Chochotte
34 Rue Saint-André des Arts, 75006 Paris, France
More of a small, seedy theatre than a strip club
This place is basically a cabaret-style strip show, with room for about a dozen people in three rows of bench seating in a below-street-level theatre. I only paid the cover fee and watched the show,…
May 18, 2022, 1:43 PM
Exposé
2720 Midway Dr
San Diego, CA 92110
Low mileage, bikini dances
Lap dances are bikini on and hands off. $20 for exactly 3 minutes as counted down by the machine. They were periodically doing 2-for-1 when the blue light comes on, but you have to time…
1 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(groundball)
Jun 15, 2019, 1:40 AM
Bazooka's Showgirls
1717 Main St
Kansas City, MO 64108
Okay vibe, mostly meh dancers, lower mileage dances
Went in on a Monday night. Okay vibe and atmosphere in the club for an off night. About 12-15 customers and 8-10 dancers. It was a $15 cover, but it seems that their hustle is…
Feb 23, 2019, 3:54 AM
Temptations
1517 Grand Blvd
Kansas City, MO 64108
Okay, hands on lap dances, mediocre looks and vibe
Went in on slow Tuesday evening. There were maybe 8 or 9 dancers working and only 4 other customers. Dancers were kind of mediocre looking. Terrible club vibe. I was the only bothering to tip…
Dec 9, 2018, 9:48 PM
Larry Flynt's Hustler Club
225 Bourbon St
New Orleans, LA 70130
An okay club in NOLA
Interesting lay out in this club. There are two levels. The main stage is right in the center with the pole going up into an open space, so you can watch the main show from…
2 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(Book Guy)
May 20, 2018, 9:44 PM
The Penthouse Club - New Orleans
727 Iberville St
New Orleans, LA 70130
Probably the nicest club in NoLa
Stopped in briefly on a weekday night. There were still a fair number of good looking dancers working even though it wasn't very busy. There might have been more dancers (about 15) then customers when…
1 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(Book Guy)
Apr 19, 2018, 10:18 PM
