Reviews by badnews53

I was in Port Charlotte Florida to check on some property I own. I had heard of Emerald City and I had thought of checking it out on several occasions but everyone I asked…

I was in the Gainesville Florida area with my wife visiting her relatives. Because of her illness I needed to give her a chance to see as many of her family as possible.…

In town for a insurance conference, more of a group meeting really. I think we use the word "conference" to make ourselves feel more important than we really are, but who doesn't? Meeting ended…

I was in the area last week for a funeral. I saw a billboard saying "We Bare All" exit 274 i think and decided to check it out. Place was very small, the girls…

Been away for a while, wife has been very ill. Not looking for sympathy, just giving the facts. Medial bills are eating me alive, very little money left for recreation. It;s funny, you think you have medical…

You've got to know when to hold 'em Know when to fold 'em know when to walk away know when to run You never count your money When you're sittin' at the table There'll be time enough for countin' When the dealin's…

Lately I've been reading a lot of Tootsies reviews where the reviewer is excited about said stripper wearing a wrist band indicating she is under 21. Young beautiful strippers just don't do it for me.…

I flew into West Palm Beach specifically to drive by America's Winter White House Mar A Lago. The security is serious. The police gave me some really hard looks. I have a…

Another great visit at Tootsies. It's like one stop shopping at the mall. I arrived around 3pm i only had 20.00 in cash on me, 4 five dollar bills. I sat as close to my usual spot as…

Simply The Best. As far as i'm concerned Tootsies is the best strip club in Miami. Sure you can get your dick sucked way cheaper somewhere else. And sure you can get your grind on way better somewhere…

In Miami on Tuesday. I Received a text from my OTC in this area several days ago claiming some kind of financial issue. I believe the Chinese word for crisis is also the same for opportunity.…

In town for a 2 day visit. As usual no issues at all with Tootsies service. I haven't been to every single strip club in Miami but Tootsies is by far in my opinion…

In Miami on my own dime on a Tuesday afternoon. Usually my company pays. But lately they have been cutting cost to the point it's getting ridiculous. The cheapest rental car (white…

Another great visit at Tootsies. Tootsies is a place that you just can't go wrong. All the girls in my opinion are beautiful. Expensive as hell but still very beautiful. I arrived on a Tuesday…

Arrived in town early Monday morning. I wasn't feeling well so I just laid around my hotel room. I thought about calling a black OTC I had used often in the past but…

Had another great visit at Tootsies. I arrived around 3pm. Smaller crowd than I'm use too. Maybe it's just the change of seasons. As usual all the girls were beautiful. Atleast by my standards.…

Another great visit to Tootsies. I arrived in town for business, got my cheap rental car and proceeded to my hotel. I slept for a few hours got up showered and proceeded to Tootsies. When I arrived as…

Another day in paradise. You guys in south Florida are so lucky. So many strip club choices, so much variety and the cheap drink & dance prices are just unheard of in other areas of the country. I…

Another great visit at Tootsies. I think I parked in the exact same spot I parked in the last time I was here. I walk into Tootsies and in inhaled that wonderful strip club smell, a mixture…

In Miami for two days before having to fly back home. I come to Miami so often it feels like home. I have been visiting strip clubs since I was 18 years old. We're…

Back in town for business. It's a wonderful thing to be able to come to Miami on a business trip. All expenses paid and have some decadent fun at the same time. I drove to Tootsies…

Stopped by Tootsies on a Tuesday afternoon. This time I was driving a dark grey dodge van. I like driving high up and a van gives me a little better gas mileage. As usual parking was so…

Visited Tootsies on Tuesday, as always easy parking. As always in the afternoons no cover charge. As always the girls are absolutely beautiful, all races and most body types are in the house. There is a heavy Hispanic…

In Miami today more because I was horny than just for business. Pulled up in my rental a red Chrysler van. Not as cool as a SUV but you get much better gas…

Back in Miami Florida on business and I just had to sate my addiction TOOTSIES. Parking was as always perfection. I am always able to find a good parking space. Oh if only I had been…