Reviews by TheeOSU

I wasn't even going to post this review but maybe it will save someone a wasted trip. I finished up with business in the area and stopped in late afternoon. There were 3 other...

First time back since my previous review and there was no improvement this time. It was very sunny the afternoon I visited so after walking in I had to stand there awhile to let...

After leaving Amber's and deciding to not even waste my time trying Gigi's I hit Crazy Horse for a quickie visit. My first time back since the remodel. The room looks basically the same...

I posted a Jen's review before my Dreamers review but lost it when I lost my internet connection just as I was submitting it so here I go again. Even though it was an...

I was working in the Akron area last week so I figured I'd check some clubs that I frequented in the past. Not being far from Brittain Rd. Jens and Dreamers were the clubs...

I stopped in early evening 4th of July weekend. Half a dozen dancers mostly fat ugly white ones and two decent looking black ones but it didn't matter. I was the only white customer...

First of all the features above the ratings list this as a topless and nude club. It's neither, it's bikini with pasties and that's it. I unchecked the boxes in the ratings but I...

Another victim of Ohio's terrible strip club laws and the city of Brookpark's zealous crackdown on strip clubs. I used to be a regular Amber's visitor back in the day but because of the...

I've been here maybe 4 times since my last review including twice when they should have been open in the evening but weren't. I don't know what the reasons for that was but be...

I've been here a few times in the past but this was my first time in over a year. It's all been rehashed over and over about how only the regulars get attention but...

Once again I was nearby so I stopped in for a beer. Weekday cover is now 5 dollars. The drink hustle is still in effect, and the overall dancer quality is still low. There...

This review covers a visit from about 2 weeks ago. Nothing much had changed from my previous review although you can now flush the urinals, yipeee! There were maybe 4 or 5 customers just...

Just a FYI for anyone interested. I have heard through the grapevine that the owner of Sam's has unexpectedly died and because of that the bar has closed. Mainly because of bad reviews...

On a recent day off I visited a friend who lives near this club so I decided to take a side trip to check it out on my way home. I can't say that...

The previous two reviews by "Dakota" are in reality shill reviews by Savanna the star of said reviews. Seriously Savanna you were once a hot young lady but your bad habits have caught up...

My job has me spending too much time in the Elyria area which means I haven't been able to visit any Cleveland or Akron area clubs in a long time and the only late...

This is basically a rebuttle of the previous review from March 18 which strikes me as unbelieveable and written only to earn VIP membership for the reviewer. It would probably have been easier and...

It has been awhile since my afternoon episode with ERIN THE THIEF and I was in the area again so I stopped in for an evening visit. It was full of surprises. The first...

Just a headsup for the masses. Jen's reopened yesterday. I haven't been there since but my intel tells me that some of former dancers are back and that the place has been remodeled although...

BEWARE, Erin is a THIEF! I finished up early with a client in the area and took the short drive intending to relax at Bugsys. Sat at the bar and ordered a beer. I...

As others have said Dreamer Girls has moved next door and IMO it's a better room than the previous location but it's still a dive, far from classy. Visited late afternoon, I saw 6...

Another typical Bugsy's experience? Read on.... I finished up with business I had in the area and decided to give Bugsy's another try. I arrived early evening before their shift change. Maybe 5 dancers,...

I have to question the previous review and wonder what the reviewer's motive is as this club has been closed for about a month now as Cleveland Tom mentioned 2 reviews back. Also there...

Bugsy's Elyria AKA Bugsy's west. I've been here a few times over the years and it was usually miss with a very occasional hit. It had been awhile but a friend from the area...