Comments by pensionking (page 43)

  • review comment
    8 years ago
    first time strip club
    What an idiot. If you are going to shill for your own club and pretend that it is your first SC visit ever, don't use a word like "monger". Do you really think the average Joe walking around has any idea what the "monger life" is?? Idiot!
  • review comment
    8 years ago
    Blew My Mind
    Makayla's dirty uncle bubba jdog should be banned from giving 10-out-of-10 reviews for his niece. Shitty shill review!!!
  • review comment
    8 years ago
    I Love This Club
    Wait staff -- check. Specials --check. Atmosphere --check. VIP -- check. Was the bouncer friendly and handsome, too? What a rubbish review!
  • review comment
    8 years ago
    Get down Saturday night
    Agree with your review. Also agree, Smokeybear is a coward. Nothing to fear here. Good description of abandoned buildings so as to allay fears of other future potential customers. I've gone before 7:00 pm and paid no cover. I have had some good times here over the years. Write again!
  • review comment
    8 years ago
    An ok club but save your money
    Lurker -- Good advice. Reviewer -- write again next time you hit up a SC! Next time, try to use punctuation to make your tale easier to read.
  • review comment
    8 years ago
    Switch
    California
    My Favorite Club So Far
    Congrats! Based on my knowledge of San Francisco, your tale is almost too good to be true -- especially at the price you quote. Consider yourself quite fortunate (for your first review).
  • review comment
    9 years ago
    Check it out!
    Shill review by Madison herself
  • review comment
    9 years ago
    pensionking
    Illinois
    I stopped by Arnie's for a quick, old reliable visit
    No. Good idea, though, but no.
  • review comment
    9 years ago
    Jewel of WI
    I have no issue with this place being rated on TUSCL. My issue is with the unrealistically high ratings. Sheesh!
  • review comment
    9 years ago
    About the ranch/saving money/and other info
    Good write up Dennis
  • review comment
    9 years ago
    Best Wednesday Ever
    Very fun, entertaining, and informative review. Thanks for sharing!
  • review comment
    9 years ago
    Packed House
    Enjoyed your review -- great details! Write again!
  • review comment
    9 years ago
    DickyDoo2
    Helping strippers through college
    Bogies brothel
    Thanks for the details. Good review. Monoco shared interesting insight, tho.
  • review comment
    9 years ago
    DickyDoo2
    Helping strippers through college
    Quick Fix
    Fun read. Thanks for writing!
  • review comment
    9 years ago
    wongy
    Michigan
    I arrived at the border crossing around 5pm Friday
    Great reviews. You are always an enjoyable read.
  • review comment
    9 years ago
    wongy
    Michigan
    I got a room here for the day so I wouldn't have to worry about being interrupted when I found someone to bring up
    Great reviews. You are always an enjoyable read.
  • review comment
    9 years ago
    tuscl
    A catch-all account
    Best time I've had here yet
    Are we up to 3 dozen shill reviews for the same club, yet??? By not deleting them, Founder is allowing them to incrementally raise their rating scores a little bit at a time, not to mention burying the more realistic reviews under an avalanche of bullshit. I sincerely hope the shill reviews backfires and the boycotts cause them to starve.
  • review comment
    9 years ago
    Second time lucky at Sheri's
    I must say, I would never pay 500 or 700 at Sheris. Wayyyy overpaid for the quality -- for just 30 minutes??? Next time, stay at any of the bigger Strip hotels. There is no worry of LE at the casino bars. For 500-700, you will snag a fairly high class 9-10 for the best 2 hours of your life in your hotel room with MSOG.
  • review comment
    9 years ago
    doctorevil
    Evil Lair
    Candy Store
    Well written with good details
  • review comment
    9 years ago
    This is a really cool club
    I wasn't going to come, but if the managers are going to watch out for me, I am in!! Garbage review . . .
  • review comment
    9 years ago
    ITS Okay
    Mr. Ortiz -- if you are going to promote your own club, at least rate yourself 9s and 10s! Come on now!
  • review comment
    9 years ago
    pensionking
    Illinois
    After a disappointing visit to Playpen, I stopped by to see what Louie's had to offer
    Thanks for the correction. Fucking auto-correct. I meant to type "gal". I, too, have never seen a male bartender at Louie's.
  • review comment
    9 years ago
    jakob2006
    California
    Bandaids and g-strings
    Good decision regarding alerting security! If more of us would follow our instincts and do likewise, creeps and criminals wouldn't bother to stake out SC parking lots AND the bouncers might be too busy to harass the rest of us back in the VIP cubicles!
  • review comment
    9 years ago
    Emilia the pretty young Goddess
    Too much enthusiasm. Every review from this reviewer is the Admiral and is 10 out of 10. Hope you get the promotion from bathroom attendant to assistant manager with this review! This club sucks!
  • review comment
    9 years ago
    fun24yrold
    Illinois
    Chicago - one of the best
    I think this review is for Club O right off 294. Heavenly Bodies is due west of downtown Chicago, if not slightly northwest.