Reviews by carlos_spiceyweiner

(Note: I'll be prefacing all my reviews this week with the following text.) I haven't posted in some time because I needed a break from the clubs. The aggravation just wasn't worth it. Too many…

(Note: I'll be prefacing all my reviews this week with the following text.) I haven't posted in some time because I needed a break from the clubs. The aggravation just wasn't worth it. Too many…

(Note: I'll be prefacing all my reviews this week with the following text.) I haven't posted in some time because I needed a break from the clubs. The aggravation just wasn't worth it. Too many…

(Once again, review covers multiple visits.) If you look over the reviews of Jen's, you'll see a trend. Guys stop by because they remember how great this place was 5-10 years ago but almost always end…

(As usual this review covers multiple visits.) Maybe I'm a glutton for punishment. Or a moron. I keep giving this club chances, and those chances keep blowing up in my face. It's a nice clean club, and the…

I hadn't been to Gatsby's in two years. After a thoroughly rotten time the night before at Moran's Nite Life in Dover, I knew I needed to cleanse my strip club pallette. Gatsby's was on…

Twenty years ago, I broke my strip club cherry at Moran's. Back in the day it was a great place. It was small, the drinks were cheap and the girls were friendly. I always had…

I started my afternoon in Norton out at the Lucky Corner (see review). From there, I stopped at Desiree's hoping to see someone new or at least relax. Instead, they had one dancer on shift…

I happened to be in the area on a Saturday afternoon and thought I'd stop by. I had only been in the Lucky Corner once before, and that was over 10 years ago. What I…

It's been less than 30 days since I did a review on Jen's so I won't get VIP access credit for it. That's fine. I need to warn you guys away from a ROB. First off,…

I had already hit Boom Boom and Dreamers and was done for the night, but Jen's is nearby so I thought I'd poke my head in. The lot was full. I grabbed one of the…

Stopped on a Friday afternoon and came back in the evening. Friday afternoon: Came in around 1. There were half a dozen customers and about 8 dancers. Most of the dancers I saw were pretty decent.…

Once again, this post will cover multiple visits--a Tuesday Night, Friday Afternoon and Friday Night. Tuesday Night: My Tuesday evening started off well since I had an early dinner with an Asian dancer I knew years…

No visit to Dreamers is complete without a stop at the sister club, Club Boom Boom. This place goes through a LOT of dancers. That's no surprise. A lot of Akron clubs do now. The money…

I stopped by Dreamers on an early Saturday evening. Like most of my previous visits, I can report there were a handful of customers being mostly ignored by a handful of dancers who preferred to…

I tend to hit this club fairly often because Route 77 is still under construction, so I shoot down Route 21 when going south to visit friends and family. It's right off the highway, and…

Twenty years ago, this was one of the best clubs around Akron. The afternoons had lots of hot girls and the evenings could be insane with a packed house and usually at least 20 dancers.…

Once again, this review will cover multiple visits. I know--I'm an asshole. I've spent the last two years on TUSCL criticizing this place, but that's because it should have tons of upside. They do bring…

As usual, this review will cover several visits, most either on a Friday or Sunday evening. I'll give this club some credit. On one hand, they're doing all they can to be successful. They've added food…

This review covers multiple visits. Visit one: This was on a Friday afternoon, several weeks before Christmas. There were four customers and at least six dancers. It was your typical Dreamers visit. Two or three of…

I'm like a lot of the other reviewers here because I've had good times at this place in the past so I keep going, hoping to relive the good times. More often than not I'm disappointed,…

As with many of my reviews, this one covers multiple visits. The first was on a late Friday night, the second was on a late Saturday night and the third was on the first Sunday…

I had only been to this club once, and that was over 10 years ago. That visit was nothing special. Some ok-looking dancers but no touching. Since The Dome was on the edge of the…

This actually is the closest strip club near me in Cleveland, but I had never visited. That changed on the Sunday before July 4 when I attempted to visit. Attempted--because the lot was full and…

I decided to continue my brief tour of Cleveland clubs with a visit to Ambers, where I hadn't stopped for 9 years. In the past, I worked nearby and would run over every once in a…