Reviews by MadMan24

EI is a predominantly AA club that showcases a lot of dancers, with a few that are the mileage queens. $7 a lappy is still awkward because you have to do all the calculations...

As you know, this is one of my, let me rephrase it, my only spot to go to for cheap ass-grabbing and stick shifting in the area. Dc's rules are too stringent and...

I usually try to visit this club during the week early on the day shift because it is more convenient than trying to sneak out at night just to get satisfied. This club...

Going to EI on any other day is interesting enough, but I tried my first Sunday visit since I managed to get out of the house. This place is like a ghost town...

As many of you know by now, I love this club. I have my favorites (they are only my favorites because they give you the highest mileage). The best in there...

This club is usually hit or miss but with the right girl it is on. Schoolteacher is back now along with some other old school girls so you can definitely get it in. I...

This club is usually hit or miss but with the right girl, it can be a great hit. The day shift is now from 5 to 9:30 pm at $5 a song so it...

I'm becoming a little bit of an addict with this club. Maybe I have a biased opinion but you should check out the inn when you can. I always with few exceptions get very...

This club is to put it simply, dead. How on earth do you only have 5 or 6 girls on a Friday night? I went there since the wife was at work...

This is my favorite spot for getting it in. My girls in there are Schoolteacher, Lady, Pleasure and Egypt. This club has lapdances for only $5 a pop and you can have...

This is my favorite spot to go to during the day because you can get it in here. Look out for Schoolteacher, Amber, Sparkle, Egypt and the other freaks there. You can get high...

This is a club that you visit if you just want to get a couple of drinks in your system. They have a lot of girls dancing throughout the day but what is...

The Ebony Inn is now my go to place in PG County. The biggest thing about it is that it's open in the afternoon so you can get your strip club in all...

The House is probably the best SC in DC. At least 4 girls in there every time. Bouncers are cool if you've been there a few times. Happy hour drinks are not...