The House
3530 Georgia Ave NW Washington, DC 20010

The House is probably the best...

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MadMan24
Jan 25, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

The House is probably the best SC in DC. At least 4 girls in there every time. Bouncers are cool if you've been there a few times. Happy hour drinks are not bad at all. You can touch the dancers as long as you're slick because most don't care so you can give more money. Some times it can be a bit dull and other times it is definitely jumping in there.

The last time I was in there, I decided to go after work and have a drinks and see some booty. Bouncer gave a basic pat down and immediately directed me to get a drink. The lady behind the counter has always been nice to me and the girl going around to get drinks and ones is generally friendly. Drinks are $5 during Happy Hour and over $10 when it's not. That is pretty steep to me but I guess they have to make money some kind of way.

There was one dancer in there that got all my money because she was dancing on the stage and willing to give a pseudo lap dance while dancing on stage which made me horny and kept the dollars flowing. She did the same thing to another guy and got his money too. There was another girl who was relatively friendly but you have to look out for some that are too friendly because they just want to get you to buy them a drink so the bar can make money. I learned my lesson from the other times I went in to the club.

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