The Ebony Inn is now my...

The Ebony Inn is now my go to place in PG County. The biggest thing about it is that it's open in the afternoon so you can get your strip club in all throughout the day. Plus the day shift is the best shift to visit because I hung around for the night shift one time and it was a big drop off in strippers and people.

I went two Fridays ago and it was one of the best times in my strip club history. Walked in paid the $14 cover (its $12 every other day so I never understood why Fridays are special). My favorite in there are School Teacher and Bubbles and Hennessy. If they are there, you will have a good time, believe me. High mileage bitches for real and Hennessy is a goddamn 747 jet on her mileage. School Teacher and Bubbles have some beautiful asses that melt in your hands. Most of the girls are average but willing to do a lot strange for that $5 lap dance (you can't beat the price). I decided to try out different strippers instead of falling in love (which I tend to do to get off) but some gave the laziest dances, talking to other strippers, standing up to do lap dances, and stay away from this big bitch Viagra. Her dances are just her putting her big ass on your meat and moving around slow (straight bull)

The room is real dark particularly in the corners which is good because you can get serious mileage in the corners, at least I know I do. Hard to pass this club up if you're in the PG/DC area. And don't listen to the bums who say it's a bad area, they must be scary in their hearts. As long as you go during the day and don't look like a mark, you're good. Plus nobody trying to make trouble out there and get the club shut down. That would be the worst.