Comments by vanowen

great review. that wait for the vip room is a buzzkill

got a name for the girl you did VIP with?

Was this a strip club review or a college admissions essay?

i enjoyed the review

That Phyllis line killed me

heads up - SR is usually not more crowded. Just a lot of cars in that lot. Checked out Synn and SR on the same weeknight, and SR had what seemed like 5 dancers. They were mostly hot though...

Which club could you possibly be talking about? There are no walk-around-nude clubs except Bare Elegance, and they stopped that after quarantine. Bare is also very far from COI. And Sahara is even further from COI. This is a bizarre review.

The “ballet” wasn’t a typo. They let me in, but said my pirouettes were garbage. Fuck em. I have no idea why, but I was charged a small cover. I distinctly remember because once the guy told me I HAD to valet / ballet, I asked, “well, is there a cover too right now?” and he said yes. I think it was 5 or 10. Maybe because it was pretty close to 7, or maybe because I suck at classical dance.