Reviews by hoarker

Second stop on my road trip (see my review of the dive club in Amarillo). This is a really nice bikini club. It seemed clean and it's quite large. Beer only.…

I was traveling cross-country on a marathon drive. Checked into my hotel and consulted TUSCL for entertainment options and found this small dive club. Even though it's not great as strip clubs go,…

Arrived about 8pm. Cover was $2. There was one blonde hottie. We drank & talked for about 30 min. Learned quickly that the likelihood of any extras was near nil. She was super nice,…

Back in Houston after a year absence. I was in town for a week of business. Centerfolds and Treasures were the two closest to my hotel. I got in to town Sunday evening…

I visited this club on a Thursday evening around 6 PM. They’ve recently upgraded the bar area and private rooms in the back. I forget what the cover was. There may not…

I arrived Sunday afternoon at about 2PM. I had no expectations. There was no cover. A coke was $5. There were maybe 4 other patrons. There is no alcohol in…

Stopped by this club at about 10:30PM on a Tuesday night after leaving Spyce. I think there was a $6 cover. The entrance is right beside a gay, bar. So that might…

Visited this club at about 7:30 PM on a Tuesday. There were about 10 dancers, but this increased to about 25 by 9:30. They ranged from 5s to a couple 8s, and one…

This is probably the largest club in the Seattle area. Don't know why others have complained about the parking exposure. Large lot at the back of the building. The club entrance is…

I flew in for a business trip remembering this club from a couple years earlier. I arrived at about 7PM. It was slightly better than I remember. The facade has drastically changed.…

This maybe the first review of a club in PR since Hurricane Maria. Most clubs are closed (no power). I’ve heard that Lips is also open. This club has a large generator,…

This is a larger than average club. More brightly lighted than most clubs. There two bars and three stages. I visited on a Monday night around 8PM. There were about 15-20…

This club is hit or miss, mostly miss. From my perspective, there are 3 good things that can happen at this club 1) safe sex with a hottie, 2) BBJ, 3) Outside hookup.…

This was probably my 5th visit to this club. I'm from out of town, but get to PDX every month or 2 on business. The girls range from 4 to 9s. And…

From my experience, this is the only Seattle club where one can get a level of satisfaction. And even this visit was an anomaly. This was probably my 10th or 12th visit to…

I had some $ to burn, so stopped by this club. There is no charge to park here. Typical Washington club, non-alcohol, non-smoking. There are no VIP rooms. There is a…

Based on other reviews I had to visit this club. For Non VIPs, this club is the real deal. It doesn't look like much from the outside, but inside, it's like a normal…

It appears management takes care of this club. The bartender, manager, and girls are friendly. There is no alcohol here, but there is a bar next door in the same building. A…

It had been about six months since I had last been to the Penthouse in Philly. For the money, this is one of the best in Philly. The staff is always friendly, even…