Pandora's Adult Cabaret
8914 Lake City Way NE Seattle, WA 98115

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hoarker
Jun 4, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

I had some $ to burn, so stopped by this club. There is no charge to park here. Typical Washington club, non-alcohol, non-smoking. There are no VIP rooms. There is a lap dance area with about 15 high-back chairs, but no privacy. The bar staff is friendly & polite. $20 for unlimited soda. You might be able to sneak distilled alcohol in, but I never tried. There were about 10 dancers on shift and an equal number of customers. I would rate the dancers all 5's, except one girl was an 8 and another a 7. The 8 girl was preoccupied with Jabba the Hut the entire hour I was there. I spent $30 on a single lap dance with the 7 girl. Had she teased the little head some, maybe I would had some more dances. During the hour I was there, I wasn't approached by any of the dancers. In a normal club that would have pissed me off, but considering the talent, that was a relief. It's a shame when you go into a club with a $500 budget and only spend $20 (on soda) and $30 on a single lap dance. For the life of me, I don't don't how these poor girls make any money, or how these Washington clubs continue to stay open. I would have better off flying from Seattle to San Diego, catching a cab to the border, and going to the Hong Kong club. Still wouldn't have blown my $500 budget.

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