Reviews

19 reviews by hoarker

Gold Club

Memphis, TN

Road Trip 2

Second stop on my road trip (see my review of the dive club in Amarillo). This is a really nice bikini club. It seemed clean and it's quite large. Beer only.…

7 yrs ago

KB's Playhouse

Amarillo, TX

Road Trip 1

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

I was traveling cross-country on a marathon drive. Checked into my hotel and consulted TUSCL for entertainment options and found this small dive club. Even though it's not great as strip clubs go,…

7 yrs ago

Men's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, NC

Chill, but low mileage

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Arrived about 8pm. Cover was $2. There was one blonde hottie. We drank & talked for about 30 min. Learned quickly that the likelihood of any extras was near nil. She was super nice,…

7 yrs ago

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, TX

Success at CFs

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

Back in Houston after a year absence. I was in town for a week of business. Centerfolds and Treasures were the two closest to my hotel. I got in to town Sunday evening…

7 yrs ago4

Club Rouge

Portland, OR

Screwed at Rouge

★★★★★★★3.3/10

I visited this club on a Thursday evening around 6 PM. They’ve recently upgraded the bar area and private rooms in the back. I forget what the cover was. There may not…

7 yrs ago

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Waste of Time

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

I arrived Sunday afternoon at about 2PM. I had no expectations. There was no cover. A coke was $5. There were maybe 4 other patrons. There is no alcohol in…

8 yrs ago2

Golden Dragon Exotic Club

Portland, OR

1st visit to Dragon - Eh

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Stopped by this club at about 10:30PM on a Tuesday night after leaving Spyce. I think there was a $6 cover. The entrance is right beside a gay, bar. So that might…

8 yrs ago

Spyce Gentlemen's Club

Portland, OR

Gathered Intel at Spyce

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Visited this club at about 7:30 PM on a Tuesday. There were about 10 dancers, but this increased to about 25 by 9:30. They ranged from 5s to a couple 8s, and one…

8 yrs ago

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Had High Hopes

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

This is probably the largest club in the Seattle area. Don't know why others have complained about the parking exposure. Large lot at the back of the building. The club entrance is…

8 yrs ago

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, FL

Back from PNW to Visit BT

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

I flew in for a business trip remembering this club from a couple years earlier. I arrived at about 7PM. It was slightly better than I remember. The facade has drastically changed.…

8 yrs ago4

D' Girls

San Juan

After hurricane

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

This maybe the first review of a club in PR since Hurricane Maria. Most clubs are closed (no power). I’ve heard that Lips is also open. This club has a large generator,…

8 yrs ago

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, GA

Got her too drunk

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

This is a larger than average club. More brightly lighted than most clubs. There two bars and three stages. I visited on a Monday night around 8PM. There were about 15-20…

8 yrs ago4

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Another Waste

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

This club is hit or miss, mostly miss. From my perspective, there are 3 good things that can happen at this club 1) safe sex with a hottie, 2) BBJ, 3) Outside hookup.…

8 yrs ago2

Spyce Gentlemen's Club

Portland, OR

Return to Gather Intel

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

This was probably my 5th visit to this club. I'm from out of town, but get to PDX every month or 2 on business. The girls range from 4 to 9s. And…

8 yrs ago1

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Positive Update on Previous Visit

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

From my experience, this is the only Seattle club where one can get a level of satisfaction. And even this visit was an anomaly. This was probably my 10th or 12th visit to…

9 yrs ago

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Annual Pandora Visit

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I had some $ to burn, so stopped by this club. There is no charge to park here. Typical Washington club, non-alcohol, non-smoking. There are no VIP rooms. There is a…

10 yrs ago

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, BC

Based on other reviews I had...

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

Based on other reviews I had to visit this club. For Non VIPs, this club is the real deal. It doesn't look like much from the outside, but inside, it's like a normal…

11 yrs ago

State Line Showgirls

Post Falls, ID

It appears management takes care of...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

It appears management takes care of this club. The bartender, manager, and girls are friendly. There is no alcohol here, but there is a bar next door in the same building. A…

11 yrs ago1

Penthouse Club Philadelphia

Philadelphia, PA

It had been about six months...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

It had been about six months since I had last been to the Penthouse in Philly. For the money, this is one of the best in Philly. The staff is always friendly, even…

12 yrs ago