On my continuing quest to find...

On my continuing quest to find a strip club worth spending money at in Wichita, I visited Pleasures on Wednesday evening. $5 cover, taken by a semi human Jabba the Hut imitator sitting at the front door. Sloth boy didn't even move as I approached, I honestly thought it was possible he was asleep.

Walk in, sit down, immediately approached by a waitress that was about 10 pounds of sugar stuffed in a 5 pound sack. Somebody needs to tell this girl that just because she still has chubby weight that gives her boobs it doesn't make her look good in a negligee. $5 for a bottle of Bud Light, and when I tip her $1 she leans forward for me to stuff it in her top...but then gets pretty aggressive demanding a second dollar "since I have two boobs you felt". WTF?

Get approached by a Hispanic dancer, who sits down without asking, and withing thirty seconds the waitress is back asking me to buy her a drink. When I decline (I haven't even been told her name yet) the waitress gets pretty demanding again, and I offer to leave. She started to call my bluff, so I stand up, and the dancer tells me it's okay and tells the waitress to leave. When I sit back down, the dancer tells me it is because the waitress gets commission on drinks bought for the dancers...like I care. Dancer has little A cups, offers a lapper for $30 and promises "a good time", figure why not, this night can't get a lot worse.