Dracula

Hi I'm Dracul-A-Lucard and I love making big list , eating ice cream covered Dick and pushing that ignore button and yes please kind sirs excuse my retardation I am...

I love ready the back of the box on my Lucky Charms...

Is the underground godfather of tuscl...

Booooo ! It's the only time of the year I can cone out without a mask on....I'm going to scare everyone with my racism, ugly mug and my wits...

Yo yo yo my vamps what it up fo ? Shit I be pounding sum corn dawgs and i love putting wet tuna pussy drippings all over it it gets...

Der is a little juice in all of us now...