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12 reviews by Illy4ever

Sam's Hofbrau

Los Angeles, CA

If you’re looking for ass it’s here

Sam’s hofbrau is a great stage club and one of LA’s only real urban style clubs. Money is getting thrown around here left and right. If you’re going out with a group or…

8 yrs ago

Jumbo's Clown Room

Los Angeles, CA

Cute club but overhyped

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

Jumbo’s is pretty legendary in Los Angeles. I’ve been a few times and the girls all look pretty much the same brunette white girl good looking art school gals in skimpy costumes. They…

8 yrs ago

Hawthorne Strip

Portland, OR

Basic Portland Dive Bar

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Bartender was friendly when I walked in which is always a plus. I enjoyed the old Hawthorne strip a lot and this was my first visit to the new location. It's kind of…

9 yrs ago

Cheetahs

Los Angeles, CA

No Nudity But Gorgeous Girls

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Cheetah's is a smaller club, but it's nicely decorated and has some of the hottest 'alt' girls I've seen lately. I think maybe because there's no nudity, more girls are interested in trying it…

9 yrs ago

Star Garden

North Hollywood, CA

First California Club

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I was out in the area for work and google maps sent me here. It's a littler place with a very down home type of feel. Classic red and black decor with a…

9 yrs ago

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, NV

Massive Warehouse Filled with Hotties

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Sapphire is one of the most beautiful clubs in Vegas. It's pricey sure, but something good is always worth paying for. What I enjoy about Sapphire is that there's a plethora of different…

9 yrs ago

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

Small Vegas Club

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

This is a smaller club in the pantheon of large and super expensive mega clubs around vegas. Feels more like a run of the mill strip club to me, which can be good if…

10 yrs ago

Union Jacks

Portland, OR

The Good Old Portland Standby

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Union Jacks has been a Portland institution for years now. As it should be. Union Jacks still has some of the most interesting looking looking girls in town and boasts a large number…

10 yrs ago

TD's Eubank

Albuquerque, NM

Of the two TD's in albuquerque...

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Of the two TD's in albuquerque this one strikes me as being more down market, with an older crowd of dancers. Nothing wrong with that if they're still hot but that's not always the…

11 yrs ago

Cheeks

Santa Fe, NM

I was expecting the only strip...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I was expecting the only strip club in Santa Fe to be more upscale but nope, Cheeks is a mid range dive in the middle of a strip mall type area of Santa Fe.…

11 yrs ago

Night Moves

Bloomington, IN

Night Moves is bloomington's only strip...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Night Moves is bloomington's only strip joint and is maybe worth visiting only on Friday or Saturday nights. The crowd is mostly younger frat guys and college kids. Luckily it looks like some…

12 yrs ago

Aloha Glorya's Gentlemen's Club

Pueblo, CO

This is an old very cool...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

This is an old very cool looking tiki bar turned strip club. It looks very David Lynch/One Eyed Jack's Style. Worth a stop just for the decor IMO. Club 21 is CO's…

12 yrs ago