Reviews by Illy4ever

Sam’s hofbrau is a great stage club and one of LA’s only real urban style clubs. Money is getting thrown around here left and right. If you’re going out with a group or…

Jumbo’s is pretty legendary in Los Angeles. I’ve been a few times and the girls all look pretty much the same brunette white girl good looking art school gals in skimpy costumes. They…

Bartender was friendly when I walked in which is always a plus. I enjoyed the old Hawthorne strip a lot and this was my first visit to the new location. It's kind of…

Cheetah's is a smaller club, but it's nicely decorated and has some of the hottest 'alt' girls I've seen lately. I think maybe because there's no nudity, more girls are interested in trying it…

I was out in the area for work and google maps sent me here. It's a littler place with a very down home type of feel. Classic red and black decor with a…

Sapphire is one of the most beautiful clubs in Vegas. It's pricey sure, but something good is always worth paying for. What I enjoy about Sapphire is that there's a plethora of different…

This is a smaller club in the pantheon of large and super expensive mega clubs around vegas. Feels more like a run of the mill strip club to me, which can be good if…

Union Jacks has been a Portland institution for years now. As it should be. Union Jacks still has some of the most interesting looking looking girls in town and boasts a large number…

Of the two TD's in albuquerque this one strikes me as being more down market, with an older crowd of dancers. Nothing wrong with that if they're still hot but that's not always the…

I was expecting the only strip club in Santa Fe to be more upscale but nope, Cheeks is a mid range dive in the middle of a strip mall type area of Santa Fe.…

Night Moves is bloomington's only strip joint and is maybe worth visiting only on Friday or Saturday nights. The crowd is mostly younger frat guys and college kids. Luckily it looks like some…

This is an old very cool looking tiki bar turned strip club. It looks very David Lynch/One Eyed Jack's Style. Worth a stop just for the decor IMO. Club 21 is CO's…