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Sam's Hofbrau
1751 E Olympic Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90021
If you’re looking for ass it’s here
Sam’s hofbrau is a great stage club and one of LA’s only real urban style clubs. Money is getting thrown around here left and right. If you’re going out with a group or…
Jumbo's Clown Room
5153 Hollywood Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90027
Cute club but overhyped
Jumbo’s is pretty legendary in Los Angeles. I’ve been a few times and the girls all look pretty much the same brunette white girl good looking art school gals in skimpy costumes. They…
Hawthorne Strip
3532 SE Powell Blvd
Portland, OR 97202
Basic Portland Dive Bar
Bartender was friendly when I walked in which is always a plus. I enjoyed the old Hawthorne strip a lot and this was my first visit to the new location. It's kind of…
Cheetahs
4600 Hollywood Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90027
No Nudity But Gorgeous Girls
Cheetah's is a smaller club, but it's nicely decorated and has some of the hottest 'alt' girls I've seen lately. I think maybe because there's no nudity, more girls are interested in trying it…
Star Garden
6630 Lankershim Blvd
North Hollywood, CA 91606
First California Club
I was out in the area for work and google maps sent me here. It's a littler place with a very down home type of feel. Classic red and black decor with a…
Sapphire Gentlemen's Club
3025 S Sammy Davis Jr Dr
Las Vegas, NV 89109
Massive Warehouse Filled with Hotties
Sapphire is one of the most beautiful clubs in Vegas. It's pricey sure, but something good is always worth paying for. What I enjoy about Sapphire is that there's a plethora of different…
The Library Las Vegas
2112 Western Avenue
Las Vegas, NV 89102
Small Vegas Club
This is a smaller club in the pantheon of large and super expensive mega clubs around vegas. Feels more like a run of the mill strip club to me, which can be good if…
Union Jacks
938 E Burnside St
Portland, OR 97214
The Good Old Portland Standby
Union Jacks has been a Portland institution for years now. As it should be. Union Jacks still has some of the most interesting looking looking girls in town and boasts a large number…
TD's Eubank
2120 Eubank Blvd NE
Albuquerque, NM 87112
Of the two TD's in albuquerque...
Of the two TD's in albuquerque this one strikes me as being more down market, with an older crowd of dancers. Nothing wrong with that if they're still hot but that's not always the…
Cheeks
2841 Cerrillos Rd
Santa Fe, NM 87507
I was expecting the only strip...
I was expecting the only strip club in Santa Fe to be more upscale but nope, Cheeks is a mid range dive in the middle of a strip mall type area of Santa Fe.…
