Reviews

I used to live in Houston and was a Treasures regular for years. Now, I am only in Houston occasionally but stop by when I can. People knock this place some for having…

6 yrs ago

Crazy Horse Cabaret

Port Allen, LA

Worth your time if you are passing through, but not worth its own trip if you don't live near by.

This club can be hit or miss. Some nights, it is all skinny girls with tatoos. But some nights, it really hits! And tonight was one of them. The club layout…

6 yrs ago

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, TX

An oldy but goody

I used to live in Houston many years ago, and this was one of my go-to clubs. I like women with large natural tits who give friendly 2-way contact lap dances. That is…

7 yrs ago

Baby Dolls

Dallas, TX

Wow did I have a great time!

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

I went to Baby Dolls on a Sunday afternoon while driving through Dallas. I had been here before, had a great time, and wanted to see if it was as good as I remembered.…

8 yrs ago

Cheetahs

San Diego, CA

Incredibly Hot Girls. Just...wow

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

I lived in SD for about 2 years and now go back for business on occassion. I always try to pay this club a visit. SD clubs have their particulars (clothes on during…

8 yrs ago

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, TX

Very good time-maybe a comeback for Houston?

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I remember (fondlingly) the glory days of Houston, and of this club. As many reviews of the Houston clubs indicate, things have declined. This was my first visit to The Men's Club in…

8 yrs ago

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, FL

Classic Miami Club

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

I absolutely love this club, and I go there every time I am in Miami. I went there on a Saturday night about 2 weeks ago, and was not disappointed. There are two…

9 yrs ago1

The Lodge

Dallas, TX

The Lodge remains king in Dallas

This place is one of the classics- and tried and true Dallas institution. I always try to make it over here anytime I am in Dallas. I was there on a Thursday night…

9 yrs ago

Michael's Men's Club & Restaurant

Broussard, LA

Best club in the region

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Michael's is the only club for a pretty large radius- almost the only club between Baton Rouge and Lake Charles. The club is kind of small, and can get crowded on busy nights.…

9 yrs ago

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, FL

I just love this place

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

So I have been here a number of times over the years. It really never changes. It also rarely disappoints. There are always many answers of every variety available. There are a number…

9 yrs ago1

Michael's Men's Club & Restaurant

Broussard, LA

Surprisingly good for this location

I went to Michael's on a random Friday night. This club is surprisingly good for its location outside of a small town. There are three stages. A main one; a small middle stage;…

10 yrs ago

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, CA

Visited on a Friday afternoon

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

It had been quite a while since I visited the O'Farrell Theater. I had a very good time and would recommend the club, but things have changed. There were several stunningly beautiful ladies…

10 yrs ago

Rick's Cabaret San Antonio

San Antonio, TX

Not sure when San Antonio changed

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Went here on a Friday night when in town for business. Arrived around 1:00am. The girls were hot, and there were plenty, but no one above a C-cup except for the…

10 yrs ago2

Silver City Cabaret

Dallas, TX

Silver City is a slightly below average club

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Visited Silver City while in Dallas for business. Was driving to Baby Dolls and passed Silver City on the way- it was closer to my hotel and I had never been before. Wanted…

10 yrs ago

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, CA

Visited CH on a Friday while...

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Visited CH on a Friday while in town for business. I will say that I had a very nice time and met some generous and beautiful women, but in general, I do not find…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Barely Legal Club

New Orleans, LA

So, I have visited this club...

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

So, I have visited this club several times in the Big Easy. Of the Bourbon Street Clubs, it is one of my favorites. Cover is the typical $20, but can be waived if…

Treasures Houston

Houston, TX

So, I lived in Houston for...

So, I lived in Houston for many years and saw the full ups and downs of Treasures from the gold standard with dark, private booths and gorgeous women to one of the worst clubs around.…

Visions

New Orleans, LA

This is my favorite club in...

This is my favorite club in New Orleans- much better than anything on Bourbon or in the French Quarter. $4 cover during the day/ $8 at night. Drinks are $7-$10, but cover also…

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, NV

So, this is my favorite LV...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

So, this is my favorite LV club. I have been here several times at night and always stop by when I am in LV. This time, I wanted to check out the action…

Michael's Men's Club & Restaurant

Broussard, LA

I was delightfully surprised by this...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I was delightfully surprised by this place. Lafayette is not a large town, and I was surprised to see a club of this quality in this community. Many of the patrons appear to…

Crazy Horse Cabaret

Port Allen, LA

Had a surprisingly good time here....

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Had a surprisingly good time here. It had just opened up, so not much smoke yet. There was one dance that had clocked in, and she was actually really hot. Great fakies-…

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, NV

Very much the large LV club....

Very much the large LV club. LOTS of 9s and 10s- just long stemmed, well endowed stunners everywhere you looked. The main floor was practically an orgy. However, also like the LV…

Club Platinum

Las Vegas, NV

I visited this club on a...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I visited this club on a weekend trip to Vegas. Went on a Thursday night- I was curious to see how the club compared to the reviews that I read. I was pleasantly…

Spearmint Rhino

Los Angeles, CA

So, I visited this club in...

So, I visited this club in large part because of the reviews. Which are very accurate. I had a good time with some beautiful women. The basic layout is a single stage surrounded by…