Buffet worth the hype. Girls, not so much

Decided to come here for the legendary fried chicken buffet and man, it did not disappoint. Fresh, hot, and delicious. Which are none of the words I would use to describe the girls working. First, a “lap dance” consists of a girl in a bikini working the same move over and over. 3 girls sat down with me and within 1 minute, chit chat was over and it was lap dance or nothin. Personally I like a little conversation past “hi, what’s your name”.

The one girl who sat down with me was pretty, lots of tattoos , and the only reason I even got a lap dance was she stopped talking entirely and just sat on me. Out of sheer awkwardness I asked for one, just so she would do something .

I might have to go back for the night shift if I want a real dance. But if I ever get a craving for fried chicken, I know where I’m going