Reviews by govangogh

Located in prime tourist location across from Pikes Market. Have to go up a very long stairway. Cover charge was $35, because Deja Vu. Lap dances start at $50, because Deja...

Of the few remaining clubs in San Diego, this is the best option. I usually go during the day shift and usually have good odds. The club is a basic layout of...

This club is under new management and it shows. Everything is clean and well maintained. Bar provides food, beer, cocktails, or shots. There is one main stage, the only one I...

First strip club visit in the Springs. This is an Air Force town, and you might as well still be on base. Cops everywhere, so many rules, everyone is uptight. $15...

First time at Cheetahs after many visits to Pure Platinum. Prices are $20 for an air dance, $100 for 5 bikini lap dances, and $350 for the ice box. I had a...

This is a very luxurious club, and the women are incredible. The best way to describe them is that they all had "wedding hair"... They were all dressed their best and looked like...

This club is near the convention center. It is next to a Benihana and an In N Out in a crappy strip mall. It is a entrance $10 fee unless you use...

High-mileage, high-cost lap dances. Club is tiny and next to a porn shop. Weird system where you pay $40 and get a wooden token that you give to the dancer (who is...

Physically, the club hasn't changed since previous visits over the past 5 years. I was able to park right in front at a meter. There is a crowded hipster bar next door...

I visited here twice this month, after 10pm both times. Plenty of free parking and easy to find. Huge sign. The interior is clean and unusually brightly lit. There is a large...

Visited several times over summer of 2017. The club is pretty dead until at least 10pm. Some nights provided more mileage than others, maybe it depends on the bouncers that particular night....

Scarlett's is located at the end of the Ybor strip, near the Ikea and Coppertail Brewing. There is one big stage in the middle, and several 2 or 3-seat semi-private rooms scattered around...

San Jose doesn't really have any options. It's better to invest in the drive up to San Francisco. That being said, at least this club has all-nude dancers and heavy contact in...

Very inconsistent club. It really needs to post the list of current dancers on its website, because the experience with each girl is so different. The club itself is well maintained and...

One of the better clubs in San Diego. Located near lots of breweries in Miramar, so lack of drinks in the club isn't really a problem. Coupons for door available on the...

MBOT, located in the skeezy Tenderloin district, is famous enough that most of the characteristics have already been described, so I'll just get down to business. I visited there several times during Fall...

This is not the best strip club in the world, but it's the best in Yuma. Be sure to go on a Tuesday, which is "coin night"... basically, the beer is just whatever...