Mixed bag

Very inconsistent club. It really needs to post the list of current dancers on its website, because the experience with each girl is so different. The club itself is well maintained and clean, with a huge full bar along the back. There are 3 tiny lapdance seats in the front left corner, the big dance stage, a dozen serious lapdance booths shielded by a gauzy curtain along the right side, and two very expensive "private" champagne rooms between those and the bar, that are too brightly lit and have clear glass doors where everyone can see in. There is also some kind of dark room in the back where marriages go to die.

Each dancer seems to make up her own rules. Sometimes they swarm you asking for dances, some days they ignore you completely. The single lapdances suck, don't even bother. The 5-for-120 dances are the best deal, if you get along with the girl. I have had good experiences and bad. Really depends on the girl. I'd say about a third of them are high at any given moment.

One dancer named Stephanie should be avoided. Her dance mostly involved bouncing straight up and down on my lap, and I gradually started slipping down off the couch towards the floor. When I tried to scoot back up, she stood up and yelled "I AM NOT A WHORE!" It's funny now, but at the time I was like, does this mean I don't get that 5th dance, or what.