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5 years ago
In Manhattan? Not licensed clubs? Where the hell is this officer?
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5 years ago
lol @ "strip club winds."
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5 years ago
Holbrook and West Babylon is not the five boroughs. Which is what he means by "NYC. "
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5 years ago
Sounds like Lucy. Who's notorious for being on her phone while "working."
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5 years ago
Ha ha! Dude wanted to get the free 30 Day VIP.
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5 years ago
You'll be able to tell for sure next time you make your way south of the border and around the Mason-Dixon Line. It's real obvious.
No, not Nicole who is another GFE. The one I'm thinking of is someone I only ever saw once. I was spending time with Shakira and she had to hit the stage but as soon as she came off we would it the LD area. While I'm waiting this girl made her way to me and teased the #### out of me. Great ass, boobs. She was trying to get me to go with her to the back. Physically I was responding but mentally I held back and kept refusing her. A dilemma for the average moe is that you want to be careful who you blow your wad with. I don't mean metaphorically but literally in the context of how much money you have in your wallet. With Shakira I knew it was a guarantee I'd have a great time. I mean that's what you're there. This new face was hot and really excited me. But she WAS a new face. I'm sure a lot of you guys have been revved up by a gal only to get a lapdance and she turns out to be a dud. I was trying to avoid wasting $$$. But damn she was really hot. I can't recall her name per se but for some reason the term "Juicy" comes to mind when I try to recall what she told me her name was. If I ever see her again I'm going to risk it and take the plunge.
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5 years ago
How many ladies were present at that hour?
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5 years ago
Sonia is Tues.-Thurs.-Fri.-Sat. during the 8pm to 4am shift.
Lucy is Fridays at night. She was doing Saturday afternoons but is now exclusively at night.
Nicole was fine. During the weekdays she was there at night on Tues.-Thurs.-Fri. But was also there Sunday afternoons.
Still looking for "Juicy" who I'll probably never see again. Never got a dance from her and is probably why I'm so thirsty for her..lol
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5 years ago
If I may ask and you care to reveal, who were you're 3?
And yes, co-sign on what you wrote about the remnant clubs in the Bronx. After you experience Jr's going to a place like W's or City Lights especially, is a waste of money. manhattan is a total waste if your idea of fun is just staring and buying overpriced drinks and "air dances." Queens has awesome Women that put the girls at Jr's to shame. But it's also a money pit and most of the really sexy Women don't even offer LDs. They're just serving drinks. Like a regular fucking bar. Why bother going?
I also totally agree about the girls being super cool if you show you're not cheap and do what *they* like as well. of course it also depends who it is. Lissi, who's not there anymore was practically my wife...lol. Many times I'd go and she wouldn't charge me a nickle. One time I walked out of there fully satisfied after only spending $40 bucks (not including 2 drink admission price). She was great. But a customer wifed her up...lol.
I think when they connect with someone they're comfortable with they realize they can get more $$$ out of them in the long run as a loyal follower, and maintain their own livelihood, than if they macked and hustled as much as they can out of you during one visit. So if you get 11 dances/songs but only tipped $160, a smart dancer knows she can make up the difference by just keeping him there at the club and buying her a drink or two, tips at the bar stool, etc., and maybe another round in the lap dance area. It's like Vegas. No matter how much a gambler wins, the objective is to keep them there and playing. Even if you have to comp them food, drinks or a room for overnight stay. Because in the end they'll get it all back anyway. That's what some of these girls employ. "Comp" dances or "opportunities" without draining your wallet. Because we' re all going to go back. Even when it sucks because they may not be there.
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5 years ago
She was a real cunt that one. (Apple/Genesis). Good riddance.
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5 years ago
When you gotta go you gotta go....lol
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5 years ago
lol
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5 years ago
Lisi was hot. Her grill wasn't all that but great big ass and real natural tits. Sucks she's not there anymore.
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5 years ago
There you go.
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5 years ago
Sounds like Sonia. lol
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5 years ago
That bartender is no longer there it seems. She was the wife or GF of Juniors, who tends to only ever be there during the day.
lol @ the ad accuser fetish monger up above me ^^
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5 years ago
Ashley's great and is actually 50. Both boobs and ass are bought and paid for. But who cares? Lucy is another great time. As is Shakira. There's one who I think her name was Juicy. Black girl, great body. Really sexy. I regret not getting a dance with her the first and last time I saw her.
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5 years ago
LMAO at the clowns referring to the review as an ad. You dummies have never been inside and experienced the joint. I have and the kid is on point. Anyone who's been to the stripclubs in the Bronx knows the statement "I dont think their is anything else in the BX that can compete with this place" is valid. It works for the average schmoe who isn't a baller because there's no alcohol and, thus, no pressure to spend at the bar. You pay your two drink minimum and the rest of the way you might buy the ladies a glass on account of that's part of their job. $80 buck tip in and 6 drinks. Total rip off for the ladies if ya ask me. But a patron can get by with two drinks, lots of hands on action at the bar area without breaking the bank. The LD area is a bonus. You can't do that anyplace else in NYC without shelling out the bucks for drinks and tipping the ladies without so much as a squeeze.
The only negatives for a patron is the hustle of some of the Women who you have zero interest in and have to be maneuvering around their bullshit. Anyone whose been there would raise a glass of water to it, because that's what they offer. lol
Out of curiosity, you wrote 3 LDs with 3 different girls but spent $100-$300. Would that have been 5 dances exactly for each? Or was more time spent with some than others? Seems like a lot of variety for only $100-$300. I've yet to go beyond one dancer due to being "in the moment." ( Or if another dancer is there at the same time as another). But getting dances in, moving to another one, and moving on to the next and spending no more than $300 has never happened for me. How'd you do it?...lol
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5 years ago
Damn this is Sunday evening??? Stacked light skin? Was it Gigi???... lol
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5 years ago
How the fuck is that clown approving posts?? According to him every review is a shill or ad. It never fails. This site blows with the bullshit. You get a real employee of one of these joints and they nearly censor her.
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5 years ago
I agree. This was a shitty review man. Your LD experience had no details. You didn't describe physical features of the dancers or ID any of the ladies other than their ethnic background. We got the parking lot was small, the LD area was not so private and the coffee was great. I'll bet it's a good time and place to curl into one of those cum stained pleather couches and read a novel, huh?
TFOH!
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5 years ago
This guy's an asshole. Stick to the desert in Texas pal.
@pad3006 there's no rules per se. It's pretty much up to the dancer what she is up for. It also comes down to the chemistry between youse. Some dancers will be up for more with some than with others. Comfort level (and your cologne, body odor and breath) will always be a factor.
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5 years ago
@herbtcat
Huh? The fuck are you talking about? What are you? A weirdo? ;) lol
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5 years ago
@Papi Chulo
The parking is private. Directly outside in front of the club entrance. Picture a property that's gated in a circle. I would say it fits about 8, maybe even 10 cars. But I've never seen more than 3-4 at one time. There's usually 0-1. And the 1 usually belongs to whoever opened up. Its in an industrial area. Auto shops and what not.
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5 years ago
@scrub
I reviewed a Queens club awhile back but it didn't pass muster with the moderators and it wasn't published. Quite frankly, JR's is the only club I frequent consistently. If you read the other reviews in context with my own, you'd know why. Your $$$ goes a long way here. Why go to a stripclub that features a DJ and get an air-dance and buy inflated priced watered down drinks? I've gone to clubs in Jersey which are supposedly more lax in the rules. But the girls left something to be desired. Jr's can be really shitty at times. I've posted some awful reviews as well if you bother to read them. So I'm not some stooge for the club or associated with ownership. In fact those people are creepy. The owner's cunt wife is the bartender at night, or at least she was the last time I went during the evening, and has a tendency to go to the back and see what's going on. just stands there watching like a grade school teacher who caught kids smoking in the bathroom. She's also the worst bartender in the world when it comes to service. No alcohol so you would think they'd jump when someone motions to them for another water bottle or coke, lol. I just made it a habit to review the club after every visit. You live all the way out in texas so what do I care if you're suspicious? You're not paying a visit to the bronx anytime soon so you and your concerns can go fuck yourself. :)