Sunday Funday

Hadn't been to JR's in a long while after 3 consecutive visits of feeling like it was a waste of time. My last visit was on a Wednesday evening and was completely uneventful. I promised myself for the umpteenth time I was done with J R.'s. So, of course, I'm back on the wagon giving it one last try. Analyzing my last 3 visits were at night, I decided to go Sunday afternoon and early. Like soon after it opens. As expected I was the first to arrive. There was no bouncer so I just waltzed in. The staff was still setting up and no girls were on stage. I asked if they were open and the bouncer who was carrying what looked like a bucket of water said yeah, rushed to the ladies restroom and out came a skinny thing onto the stage. She was cute. But I like 'em thick and she was not happening for me. I ordered a drink and out of my $20 the bartender took the customary 2drink minimum that grants you entry. Out came two beautifully stacked Black women, just like I like them. One of them hit the stage, while the other played with her phone across the room. Skinny girl comes over and wants to know if I want a lap dance and I politely refuse. Baby doll on stage has a rack and a big bubble booty poking out. Suddenly some dude walks in and she jumps off stage and gives him attention. I figure she'll be making her way towards me eventually. 10 minutes latwr, she's still rapping to this guy and there's no one on stage to ogle at. Her shift, which amounted to zero dancing and no tips, including the dude she was talking to, was over. Up came th e other nice bubble booty babe. A light skinned Black woman. She slowly made her way to me. Hallelujah. Finally getting some attention. She bends over for 2 seconds, turns around and she collects my singles with her breasts and... walks away. And to that other dude. Who was in an animated conversation with the only other bubble booty there. The dancer on stage stopped dancing altogether and just went into conversation mode with the guy and other dancer. Now I'm losing it. I look at the clock and its 12:57pm. A whole hour gone by with zero stage dancing and no attention from the ladies I was interested in. It's 1:15pm and I'm kicking myself and thinking Why? Why did I think this was going to be any different than the last 3 duds? I finally yell out "Does anyone ever dance at this strip club? By this time Skinny was on stage and about to get off and make way for a Bubble Booty's 2nd go around. Which was technically her first as she didn't do anything. Light skin FINALLY makes her way towards me and proceeds to rub her luscious booty on my lap. I tip her as she does so. Sh e turns around and explains sh e thought I wasn't interested in anyone coming by me. Really? What did she think I was doing there? To watch TV? Anyhow she's got a great ass so it's easy to forgive and savor the moment. She then starts with the small talk and suddenly I'm getting her life story bit. Oh jeez! It's one thing to be chatty. It's another to be chatty and use it as an excuse to stop grinding on me and sit down on the opposite stool and tell me all about your problems. (groan!) Again, I'm thinking this is going to wind up being another dud. Then she wants a water because its hot. I get her one reluctantly. I've already gone thru $40 bucks and am still having a not so great time. It's light skin's turn to get on stage and I'm watching the clock. Next thing I know I feel someone's hand caress my neck. I turn around and its bubble booty #1. She starts grinding that luscious booty on Mr. Happy and several times starts to maneuver my joystick. My hands are all over her when she gets up, turns around, whispers in my ear "when she (lightskin) gets off stage, let's go to the back and have a threesome," as she was tugging me simultaneously. You don't have to tell me twice. Rather than wait, she led me to the back and I noticed her motioning to lightskin who was still on stage. Bubble Booty did her thing for five songs at $20 a piece. Just as I was about to reach into my wallet, lightskin bubble booty appeared out of nowhere and joined us. Talk about a perfect happy ending to a lousy start. And it was all business too. No life stories or talking about their problems. Just two sexy ladies and yours truly enjoying the next 10 songs. Apparently bubble booty#1 had gone over her time and was supposed to have been on stage 3 songs ago. As luck would have it, the only other patron had l e ft. I guess he wasn't feeling Skinny but cute either. So it wasn't a big deal. Needless to say I was refreshed and left satisfied. As any frequent visitor to this club knows JR's is hit or miss. But this was the first time for me that it was both hit and miss on the same day. Like always it's luck of the draw. You can have a pretty damn good time. It's one of the reasons why I always find my way going back, no matter how shitty the experience might have been. And to think I nearly walked out of there before BB#1 slid over and changed my fortunes at JRs. I still gave it a 7 and not higher due to what I described earlier. Ladies, if you're going to dance here, get your game face on, limit the small talk to what's going to lead you to earn some dough. And that's that.