Reviews

54 reviews by RandyHam

Gold Club

Philadelphia, PA

Didn't strike Gold

Had a meeting downtown and was walking past Chancellor and saw the Gold Club. I have not been in a bit and didn't have the time to spend but i slipped in anyway.…

4 mos ago1

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, PA

Never Ever Again

★★★★★★★2.7/10

Back in the day, The Hole was the place to be. The dayshift girls were an all-star team, Sugar, Gia, Storm, Baby Doll. Times have changed. This place has gone so downhill.…

1 yr ago2

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, PA

Stormy Weather

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

PO looks the same has it has been for years. It's falling apart but it gets the job done. Corner of the parking lot right over the bridge on Passyunk. Smaller building rectangular bar.…

1 yr ago5

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, PA

Like the Old Days

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I haven't had a ton of luck at the Hole for quite some time. My plan was to hit the Playhouse but the day got away from me and I ended up at the…

2 yrs ago3

The Raven

Fairless Hills, PA

Depressing.

★★★★★★★3.0/10

I have not been here in a dogs age. In face since the last time I visited, the place closed down and re-opened. I was never a regular at the Dirty Bird, but…

2 yrs ago1

Oasis

Philadelphia, PA

Could it get any worse?

★★★★★★★2.3/10

I had given up on Oasis. The last handful of times that I went in, were a complete and total waste of time. This time it was even worse. My flight…

3 yrs ago2

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, NJ

Finally Jolie

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

Everyone knows already but here are the details. Pink Building on 130, Not far from PA Turnpike. Lots of parking. $10 cover. $30 per song. DJ calls out after each song in…

3 yrs ago2

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, NJ

Quest for Ami

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Not that anyone doesn't know already but here is the description. Pink building on 130 with plenty of parking. Walk in, no cover during the day and the place is packed with women.…

3 yrs ago6

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, PA

I Dream of Genie

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Pulled into the parking lot, which is part of a whole adult complex. The lot was very full. Inside the PO, the place was empty. The bartender was sitting at the bar…

3 yrs ago1

Oasis

Philadelphia, PA

The definition of insanity

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Oasis is located in an industrial, auto dealership area by the airport. Big building with lots of parking. You have to go through a metal detector to get in. The guy working the…

3 yrs ago4

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, PA

Not stormy

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

I had a disappointing trip to Oasis and decided to head over to the Orchid hoping to see Storm. Not only was Storm not there, but I was told, she retired. I was…

3 yrs ago5

Venus Adult Superstore

Philadelphia, PA

Depressing and Sexy all at once

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

In a very industrial neighborhood, located in between Oasis and Purple Orchid. This is a down and dirty throwback to the 70's peep show, complete with the machine that takes dollar bills. So…

3 yrs ago8

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, PA

On the Rise

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

The Hole was the place to be back in the day. I used to frequent it often. Through the years, it has gone downhill quite a bit. I'll still stop by if I…

4 yrs ago2

The Carousel Delco

Philadelphia, PA

Turks isn't so bad

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I came back from the airport and was parked in a different lot than I usually park. Coming out I noticed Lou Turks and had to stop in. It's in Essington, but in a…

4 yrs ago1

Suzy's Lounge

Line Lexington, PA

There's a dive a bar I know that occasionally has women in it

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

I was in the area on Friday and headed home fairly late. I drove by Suzy's and even though most experiences are pretty blah there, I decided to drop in. If you are…

4 yrs ago1

Oasis

Philadelphia, PA

Put a fork in it

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

Oasis is in an industrial area near the Philly airport. Building is non-descript, kind of warehousey. Parking lot is big, and it's easy to find/get to. When you enter you need to go…

4 yrs ago2

Just Enuff Lounge

King of Prussia, PA

Not Enuff

★★★★★★★4.0/10

Just Enuff is not the easiest of places to find, even with GPS. It's on a side street/ alley in a quasi-industrial area near King of Prussia and the 100 trolley. It took me a…

4 yrs ago1

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, PA

My Car took me back

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Back in the day, the Hole was the place to go. Through the years it has gone down hill a bit. So much so that I haven't been in a bit. I was…

4 yrs ago3

Suzy's Lounge

Line Lexington, PA

Old Suzy's

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Suzy's Lounge is visible from 309, but kind of tucked out of the way and a little tough to figure out how to get there, even with GPS. I've been in the past, but…

4 yrs ago3

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, PA

The PO and The Storm

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

I stopped at Oasis on Thursday afternoon and was extremely disappointed. I had read about the Purple Orchid which was less than a mile away. I had never been there so I wasn't…

4 yrs ago3

Oasis

Philadelphia, PA

Sexy Lexi

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

I found my flight was delayed on the way to the airport, and decided to wait at Oasis. Parking lot seemed moderately full, but there were no other customers except for me. Entered…

4 yrs ago

Suzy's Lounge

Line Lexington, PA

Good Old Suzys

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

OK. This place is not really a strip club. There's girls there, and a pole, but the girls will go up if they feel like it. And when they do, the dances…

7 yrs ago1

Tattletales

Levittown, PA

Light'sPlease

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

The bar isn't bad and the talent is pretty good; Not 10's but all of the girls were very sexy. There was a wide variety of color, size and ages. I was extremely…

7 yrs ago

Scruples Gentlemen's Club

Lower Southampton, PA

Can't figure out the business model

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Showed up after work on a Thursday afternoon. The place is pretty nice, plenty of parking, friendly bartenders, the dancers are for the most part attractive. But, I've never seen a place where…

7 yrs ago

La Pearl Lounge

Philadelphia, PA

What the.....

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I read the reviews for this place and was (kind of) nearby so I thought I'd check it out. Easier said than done. The neighborhood is super sketchy and I was too…

7 yrs ago6