Good Old Suzys

OK. This place is not really a strip club. There's girls there, and a pole, but the girls will go up if they feel like it. And when they do, the dances are kind of awkward. Suzy's doesn't have the best rep, but most of the time I enjoy myself here. The last time I went was a total strikeout and this time was shaping to be as well. The girls seem to sit barside with their boyfriends or husbands. One girl, kind of thin and a little older did a tip round. I asked her if she was up for a dance, and she said she didn't do dances, but said she would find someone who would.

She basically announced to the whole club that there was some horndog who was looking for a dance. A few minutes later a shorter, stockier girl with big titties came out and immediately took me back into a pretty uncomfortable dance area that was awkward as all hell. The booth was a foot away from the bar where a dancer and her regular were having a loud annoying conversation.

Not much was offered in the back as far as extras, but got a good grind that got rid of my tension and bolted. Not great, but not horrible.