Reviews by Cuzadam

Used to be a regular pre-covid, but since, my visits are very sporadic and when I do, it’s always during the day shift, which can be very hit or miss. I won’t give a detailed review…

My first time at the “new” FD location in ages. Went around 2PM on A Thursday. Free entry. Buds were 2/$11 and the club was surprisingly full. I’m a Latina guy and as I saw down,…

First time at Harry O’s and was pleasantly surprised and kind of had my mind blown. For the Long Island guys, this place reminds me of Crystal and Le Cafe….on steroids. Arrived around 4:30 on a…

First visits to the “sel” in ages and it hasn’t changed much. For those that haven’t been, the place is basically a neighborhood bar with strippers. When you enter, there is a U shaped bar…

Living in NY, I’ve always wanted to make the trek out to the post in Patterson for Friday AM “ legs and eggs.” Arrived around 9, and the lot, with ample parking, was half filled.…

Haven’t been to G2K since pre-COVID. Gone are the high-mileage dances upstairs where your hands could freely Rome and HJs under the pants were common. Now, your best option is the 15 minute VIP dance,…

Took the 7 train to G2K. For happy hour. On Fridays they have free buffet lunch to go along with the usual happy hour drink specials of $4 beers. I like the day shift bc there…

First time hitting up G2K in over a year. It still the best club for happy hour. $4 beers and a free lunch. Food options include burgers, salads and on Friday they have a buffet. But…

First time visit to the Carousel. Went during a Monday day shift. About 5 dancers on shift. First thing that stood out to me was that everyone inside was smoking. Was really terrible. Second, dancers ranged from…

No better deal in NYC area than G2K happy hour. Free lunch (which is pretty good) and $4-5 beers and half off liquor. Lunch includes salads, burgers, etc.. and on Fridays they have a hot…

For some reason, I decided to check out Crystal for the first time in ages. Club hasn't changed. It's dimly lit (to hide the strippers looks), grimy and looks like it hasn't been renovated since the…

After months of hiatus, I've become a somewhat regular at G2K. Past few weeks have brought an influx of new hot Latina talent. I always go between 12-3:30 for happy hour. $4 buds and free lunch.…

Should have heeded the warnings in the other reviews! Not only is the physical setting of the club a dump (dark, dirty, sticky floors, smelly), the group of "dancers" had to all be 50+ and…

Visited Le Cafe a few months ago and forgot to provide my review. The club has a square stage in the middle with the bat surrounding it. Private dances are held in a back curtain…

Headed over to G2K for the first time in months. As usual, I was not dissapointed. G2K has the best happy hour deal in NYC. $4 beers, 7$ tequilas and free lunch that is pretty tasty.…

My first trip back to G2000 in months. I stayed away previously as the daytime talent was poor. Decided to check if the talent improved during happy hour this past Monday . . . It…

Long time visitor of Scandals 1.0. Decided to check out the new renovations. They have been reviewed previously, so I won't get into that... Went on a weekday at around 3:00. Beers were $4-5. I would…

This club advertises all over the radio. I am a semi-regular at gallaghers, but that place has gone down hill so I decided to give City a shot. Won't review the club layout as that has…

I used to be a regular at G2K over the last few years, but stopped going as much as the daytime talent really has fallen off. Over the past few years, the daytime shift would have…

Headed over to FD for happy hour - 2 beers for $11. Day shift was a mix of girls from ethnic background. Was disappointed in the talent as most girls were only 6-7s. Until I…

Was in the LIC area and decided to hit up happy hour at Gallagers. $4 beers, $8 Trquilas and free lunch, you can't go wrong. I love the day shift here bc there are a variety…

My second time visiting Lido. Went to their location in Rockefeller. Went before 8PM and paid the $20 cover. The location is very nice and has been reviewed before so I won't focus on that. At the…

After a brief hiatus, I decided to return to FD for happy hour on a Monday afternoon. Free cover and two beers for $11. Won't get into the physical settings of the club which has…

Was in the area and decided to stop by. Club setting has been reviewed before, so I won't focus on that. Headed in and was immediately attacked by the old European lady and magnolia. Both are…

Took the afternoon off and headed to FD for happy hour. Two beers were around $12. Mostly Latinas and Russians working. Found a hot Latina with a nice fat ass. Have me a very good…