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published 5 yrs ago
When Did This Club Get So Dark?
reviewed by
MonacoGP

2.7

I've made several trips to Jens over the last couple of months on Friday, Saturday and Sunday late evenings.

The parking lot is pretty well lit and compared to the areas other Akron clubs are in…

review
published 5 yrs ago
Uninspiring
reviewed by
MonacoGP

3.0

I keep giving this place a second, third, fourth ..... chance. I really want it to be a place worth going to. It's not.

I arrived on a Thurstay around 9:30 because social media posts by…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Don't Believe The Club Ad Reviews
reviewed by
MonacoGP

1.0

This club is in a semi-industrial area which is good because not a lot of people driving by the wide open parking lot if that's important to you. The gravel lot is a little rutty…

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published 6 yrs ago
Desperate Hags
reviewed by
MonacoGP

1.7

Non need really to go over the club itself. Nothing has changed for years. The Parking lot is gravel and people tend to park wherever. It can look busy when it's not because of the…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Seven Customers No Dancers
reviewed by
MonacoGP

2.3

Bottom line: I sat there for over an hour today to meet the two drink minimum and never saw a dancer.

The club as everyone has said is small but nicely decorated. There's an outdoor smoking…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Same As It Ever Was
reviewed by
MonacoGP

5.0

I ventured in here for the first time in many years as business had me in the local area. It's in an easy to get to location right off the highway at a major exit…

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published 6 yrs ago
The Real Story Featuring Sasha
reviewed by
MonacoGP

4.0

I'm going to preface this review with the fact I'm not a big fan of this club or the sister club up the street Lustys. They're the two worst clubs when it comes to drug…

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published 6 yrs ago
Lazy Dancers
reviewed by
MonacoGP

3.7

With the right management this club could be special, the parking lot is big and safe enough to accomodate a large crowd, and the stage and lighting are nice enough. This bar is right down…

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published 6 yrs ago
How Does This Place Stay Open
reviewed by
MonacoGP

3.7

The location is decent, certainly better from a security standpoint than most of the clubs in Akron. Wide open and we'll lit parking lot. Nice ramped entrance. Clean, recently decorated interior. Where areally the dancers?

You…

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published 6 yrs ago
Biggest Ghetto Trap In Akron
reviewed by
MonacoGP

1.3

Seriously the biggest shit hole gangsta ghetto trash club in Akron right now. Remember how bad Illusions was towards the end with shootings and hood scum. Well this is worse.

I've looked into this club 6…

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published 6 yrs ago
Not Good
reviewed by
MonacoGP

4.7

The layout of this club hasn't changed in years but since new ownership took over around a year ago they have done theor best to decorate the inside without spending a lot of money of…

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published 6 yrs ago
Two Swamp Donkeys and a WOC
reviewed by
MonacoGP

2.3

Review title says it all. There were two othe patrons while I was there. There were 3 dancers. 2 were white swamp donkeys and a thin WOC that spent her time outside on the phone…