Reviews by Capt Obvious

Arrived around 3:30pm to a parking lot maybe one third full. The outer lot had more cars but still not full. Light pat down from the security guard and paid $10 for entry to...

Was in town for work for a couple of days and wanted to see what Dallas had to offer. Pulled into the parking lot and passed the valet and parked in the self...

Since I’m the first review of the new “Follies dayshift at Onyx” rebranding, I’ll try to be detailed, so this may be long. Arrived around 3:30pm on Tuesday, the second day they were...

This was my second time trying out this spot. First time was ok and wanted to see if it would be better or worse. Arrived around 2:30pm. Not many cars so parking was easy....

First time here. Drove right by it as it’s not visible from the main road. Turned around and found the parking lot. After dodging pot holes had no issue finding a...

Pulled up around 3:30pm. It’s been a while since I was last here so I probably don’t appreciate the lack of pot holes as much as the more regular customers. But I had no...

It’s been a long time since I’ve been here mainly because I’m accustomed to Atlanta clubs and this is a far cry from Atl clubs. But I thought I’d stop by since I was...

Haven’t been to a club in a few months as I’ve been doing OTC lately. Decided to stop in to see if anything has changed. Spoiler alert… not much has changed, but that’s...

Arrived around 2:45pm and had no issue finding parking in the main lot against the road. Paid $10 entry and got a light pat down. This was my first time coming here...

I was in town for work and hadn’t been to this club since covid. I had read about the layout and price changes, so I thought I’d check it out instead of getting...

This review is from about a week or two ago. I had previously visited and was pleasantly surprised, so I tried it again as there were other dancers I saw last visit that...

Arrived around 3:45pm to a parking lot that was probably 80% full. Found a parking spot and got a light pat down from the big guy at the door. Admission was $10....

Arrived around 2pm. No trouble finding parking in main lot. Front door, light pat down and $10 to enter. Go downstairs and club was slow with about 10-12 dancers and maybe 5-7 customers. Whiskey...

Got to the club around 2. Parking was easy. Pat down at door and $10 entry to the blonde girl. Walk in and towards the left like usual and realized there’s a glass door...

I haven’t made any reviews lately for a couple reasons. First, I’ve been sticking with mostly OTC visits and second, Vivide gets more reviews than most and the other clubs I’ve been to have...

Decided to try this place out again. I’ve only been here once before and that was to see a specific dancer that no longer lives in the state. I wasn’t very impressed after my...

Arrived around 2:30. Parking was easy. Light pat down and $10 entry fee. Upstairs still closed so I went downstairs and got a mixed drink at the bar for $10 plus tip. Bar was...

I stopped by here to meet a friend (dancer) on my way home. I had my vip fun for the day at another club and only had about an hour to hang out. Parking...

Got to the club around 4pm. Parking was easy and no cover or security or anything….just walk right in. Plenty of seating available. I took a seat along the walls. Two stages. One as...

This review covers visits to this club on the past two Fridays….. Both days I arrived around 2:30-3pm. No trouble parking, pat down from Deon the doorman and $5 entry fee. Upstairs still closed,...

I was in Atlanta for work and had an OTC visit planned, but the girl flaked on me at the last minute (shocker, right?) so I decided to check out Oasis as I have...

Arrived around 3pm Tuesday. Parking lot was crowded, but not yet full. $10 for valet parking and he let me keep my keys. $5 cover and a couple dollars tip to...

The first time I tried to visit this club was the first day it was closed for whatever (gas leak, no liquor license????) so yesterday ended up being my first time since they were...

In town for work and planned on hanging around to check out Platinum as my previous visit to Vivide wasn't very impressive. Pulled up to the parking lot and saw no cars and...