Reviews

21 reviews by TheDirtyDirty

Chez Joey

Baltimore, MD

Long time since I'd been to the Chez

Been a long time since I'd been to the block... so it was interesting to see that this place survived the pandemic and was doing fine. So to start off, everyone else who has currently reviewed…

2 yrs ago4

Red Room

Baltimore, MD

Another Pass

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

So... I returned one more time to see what the cats been dragging in at the red room and found few interesting morsels. Unfortunately the methed out chick that was the problem with my…

10 yrs ago

Indulge Gentlemen's Lounge

Baltimore, MD

Great drink prices...

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

So the club layout is as described in many earlier reviews... Not going to retread there. Came in on a Thursday and all drinks were $2... yep thats right. literally had to make sure I…

10 yrs ago

Club Harem

Baltimore, MD

So I've read reviews that say...

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

So I've read reviews that say that the club is a dump... which it is... but lets be honest you know that before you go through the door. How could it not be.…

11 yrs ago

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, MD

Ok... So for starters I...

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

Ok... So for starters I said that 6-10 were on shift but it may have been more. The problem is that the girls are ALL smokers and the management lets them languish in…

11 yrs ago

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, MD

Ok so first off... be advised...

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Ok so first off... be advised that if you come on a Sunday evening you will find that the main club is actually roped off and the entire show is sequestered into a smaller side…

11 yrs ago

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, VA

So Georgewalker nailed it earlier... this...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

So Georgewalker nailed it earlier... this is the best Northern Virginia has to offer it terms of class and quality but thats not saying much. The bar and club itself is actually one of the…

12 yrs ago

1320 II

Springfield, VA

So everyone has got the layout...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

So everyone has got the layout pretty good. I will say that you want to be somewhere in the middle of the place. The further to the back you go the more out…

12 yrs ago

Chez Joey

Baltimore, MD

So I think the layout has been pretty well covered in previous reviews... and I'll assume that everyone reading is familiar with the block drink prices. If not see anyone of countless earlier reviews. Lets…

12 yrs ago

Indulge Gentlemen's Lounge

Baltimore, MD

Ok this review is going to...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Ok this review is going to be a short but direct warning similar to my review of Papermoon. Just to give proper length here, I'll recap that the place is well appointed if a little small…

12 yrs ago

1320 II

Springfield, VA

Okâ€¦ so there's a lot of...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Okâ€¦ so there's a lot of construction going on at the strip mall and that makes it look even more shady. But once your inside its pretty chill. Basically like a corner bar…

12 yrs ago

Lust

Baltimore, MD

So this will be quick. ...

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

So this will be quick. Showed up one Tuesday evening and after seeing horrors at RR decided to check out the upstairs at LUST. Walked round the square bar taking in the scene…

12 yrs ago

Club Pussycat

Baltimore, MD

This place is weird. Just...

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

This place is weird. Just feels weird in some ways. Maybe its the brightness. The girls are at the higher end of the block spectrum but of course the block does lower the bar. Those…

12 yrs ago

Jewel Box

Baltimore, MD

So get in... bar is over...

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

So get in... bar is over to the right from the stairs. Bartender is old guard block. She wants to load the drink before your ass finds a seat. I buy a drink and…

12 yrs ago

Red Room

Baltimore, MD

Ok this is a revisit. For fucks...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Ok this is a revisit. For fucks sake... seriously the drooling meth addict has to go. You know who I'm talking about if your a bartender and reading this. So usual layout for a block basement club. Usual…

12 yrs ago

Goddess Gentlemen's Club

Baltimore, MD

OK.. so I walked in and...

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

OK.. so I walked in and they've got the greek temple thing going on with the stage embedded in the bar. There's also a wall with some pictures dedicated to Babe Ruth I think.…

13 yrs ago

Indulge Gentlemen's Lounge

Baltimore, MD

So the layout of this place...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

So the layout of this place is a little weird. On when end it feels like they were going for upscale when you see the VIP booth to the side and the vip area…

13 yrs ago

Jewel Box

Baltimore, MD

Ok... so keep in mind this...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Ok... so keep in mind this is a block review so the numbers are on the block scale. By the block scale I'd put this club at a 7 physically but the dancers were…

13 yrs ago

Red Room

Baltimore, MD

Ok so the club descriptions have...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Ok so the club descriptions have been pretty accurate to this point. Long bar so when you sit down your back is against the wall.. This is ok when a little hottie comes by but makes…

13 yrs ago

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, VA

This review is going to be...

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

This review is going to be quick.... It specifically deals with the ATM DO NOT USE IT.... In customary fashion it it says there will be a Merchant Fee of $6. Then just as you…

13 yrs ago

Vixens Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, WV

I frequently make the trip down...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I frequently make the trip down from upstate NY through to North VA and pass within in miles of this place so I finally decided to give it a try. When you arrive the…

13 yrs ago

Reviews

Long time since I'd been to the Chez

Another Pass

Great drink prices...

So I've read reviews that say...

Ok... So for starters I...

Ok so first off... be advised...

So Georgewalker nailed it earlier... this...

So everyone has got the layout...

So I think the layout has...

Ok this review is going to...

Okâ€¦ so there's a lot of...

So this will be quick. ...

This place is weird. Just...

So get in... bar is over...

Ok this is a revisit. For fucks...

OK.. so I walked in and...

So the layout of this place...

Ok... so keep in mind this...

Ok so the club descriptions have...

This review is going to be...

I frequently make the trip down...

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