TheDirtyDirty

Reviews by TheDirtyDirty

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  8 years ago
  Red Room

  411 E Baltimore St Baltimore, MD 21202
  Another Pass

  So... I returned one more time to see what the cats been dragging in at the red room and found few interesting morsels. Unfortunately the methed out chick that was the problem with...
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  9 years ago
  Indulge Gentlemen's Lounge

  403 E Baltimore St Baltimore, MD 21202,
  Great drink prices...

  So the club layout is as described in many earlier reviews... Not going to retread there. Came in on a Thursday and all drinks were $2... yep thats right. literally had to make sure...
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  9 years ago
  Club Harem

  425 E Baltimore St Baltimore, MD 21202
  So I've read reviews that say...

  So I've read reviews that say that the club is a dump... which it is... but lets be honest you know that before you go through the door. How could it not be....
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  9 years ago
  Gentlemen's Gold Club

  5801 Pulaski Hwy Baltimore, MD 21205
  Ok... So for starters I...

  Ok... So for starters I said that 6-10 were on shift but it may have been more. The problem is that the girls are ALL smokers and the management lets them languish...
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  10 years ago
  Gentlemen's Gold Club

  5801 Pulaski Hwy Baltimore, MD 21205
  Ok so first off... be advised...

  Ok so first off... be advised that if you come on a Sunday evening you will find that the main club is actually roped off and the entire show is sequestered into a smaller...
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  10 years ago
  PaperMoon Springfield

  6315 Amherst Ave Springfield, VA 22150
  So Georgewalker nailed it earlier... this...

  So Georgewalker nailed it earlier... this is the best Northern Virginia has to offer it terms of class and quality but thats not saying much. The bar and club itself is actually one of...
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  10 years ago
  1320 II

  7037 Brookfield Plaza, Springfield, VA 22150, USA*
  So everyone has got the layout...

  So everyone has got the layout pretty good. I will say that you want to be somewhere in the middle of the place. The further to the back you go the more...
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  10 years ago
  Chez Joey

  415 E Baltimore St Baltimore, MD 21202
  So I think the layout has...

  So I think the layout has been pretty well covered in previous reviews... and I'll assume that everyone reading is familiar with the block drink prices. If not see anyone of countless earlier...
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  10 years ago
  Indulge Gentlemen's Lounge

  403 E Baltimore St Baltimore, MD 21202,
  Ok this review is going to...

  Ok this review is going to be a short but direct warning similar to my review of Papermoon. Just to give proper length here, I'll recap that the place is well appointed if a little...
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  10 years ago
  1320 II

  7037 Brookfield Plaza, Springfield, VA 22150, USA*
  Ok… so there's a lot of...

  Ok… so there's a lot of construction going on at the strip mall and that makes it look even more shady. But once your inside its pretty chill. Basically like a corner...
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  11 years ago
  Lust

  408 E Baltimore St Baltimore, MD 21202
  So this will be quick. ...

  So this will be quick. Showed up one Tuesday evening and after seeing horrors at RR decided to check out the upstairs at LUST. Walked round the square bar taking in the...
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  11 years ago
  Club Pussycat

  411 E Baltimore St Baltimore, MD 21202
  This place is weird. Just...

  This place is weird. Just feels weird in some ways. Maybe its the brightness. The girls are at the higher end of the block spectrum but of course the block does lower the bar. ...
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  11 years ago
  Jewel Box

  419 E Baltimore St Baltimore, MD 21202
  So get in... bar is over...

  So get in... bar is over to the right from the stairs. Bartender is old guard block. She wants to load the drink before your ass finds a seat. I buy a drink...
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  11 years ago
  Red Room

  411 E Baltimore St Baltimore, MD 21202
  Ok this is a revisit. For fucks...

  Ok this is a revisit. For fucks sake... seriously the drooling meth addict has to go. You know who I'm talking about if your a bartender and reading this. So usual layout for a block basement...
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  11 years ago
  Goddess Gentlemen's Club

  38 S Eutaw St Baltimore, MD 21201
  OK.. so I walked in and...

  OK.. so I walked in and they've got the greek temple thing going on with the stage embedded in the bar. There's also a wall with some pictures dedicated to Babe Ruth I...
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  11 years ago
  Indulge Gentlemen's Lounge

  403 E Baltimore St Baltimore, MD 21202,
  So the layout of this place...

  So the layout of this place is a little weird. On when end it feels like they were going for upscale when you see the VIP booth to the side and the vip...
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  11 years ago
  Jewel Box

  419 E Baltimore St Baltimore, MD 21202
  Ok... so keep in mind this...

  Ok... so keep in mind this is a block review so the numbers are on the block scale. By the block scale I'd put this club at a 7 physically but the dancers...
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  11 years ago
  Red Room

  411 E Baltimore St Baltimore, MD 21202
  Ok so the club descriptions have...

  Ok so the club descriptions have been pretty accurate to this point. Long bar so when you sit down your back is against the wall.. This is ok when a little hottie comes by but...
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  12 years ago
  PaperMoon Springfield

  6315 Amherst Ave Springfield, VA 22150
  This review is going to be...

  This review is going to be quick.... It specifically deals with the ATM DO NOT USE IT.... In customary fashion it it says there will be a Merchant Fee of $6. Then just as...
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  12 years ago
  Vixens Gentlemen's Club

  9557 Winchester Ave Bunker Hill, WV 25413
  I frequently make the trip down...

  I frequently make the trip down from upstate NY through to North VA and pass within in miles of this place so I finally decided to give it a try. When you arrive...