Reviews by TheDirtyDirty

Been a long time since I'd been to the block... so it was interesting to see that this place survived the pandemic and was doing fine. So to start off, everyone else who has currently reviewed…

So... I returned one more time to see what the cats been dragging in at the red room and found few interesting morsels. Unfortunately the methed out chick that was the problem with my…

So the club layout is as described in many earlier reviews... Not going to retread there. Came in on a Thursday and all drinks were $2... yep thats right. literally had to make sure I…

So I've read reviews that say that the club is a dump... which it is... but lets be honest you know that before you go through the door. How could it not be.…

Ok... So for starters I said that 6-10 were on shift but it may have been more. The problem is that the girls are ALL smokers and the management lets them languish in…

Ok so first off... be advised that if you come on a Sunday evening you will find that the main club is actually roped off and the entire show is sequestered into a smaller side…

So Georgewalker nailed it earlier... this is the best Northern Virginia has to offer it terms of class and quality but thats not saying much. The bar and club itself is actually one of the…

So everyone has got the layout pretty good. I will say that you want to be somewhere in the middle of the place. The further to the back you go the more out…

So I think the layout has been pretty well covered in previous reviews... and I'll assume that everyone reading is familiar with the block drink prices. If not see anyone of countless earlier reviews. Lets…

Ok this review is going to be a short but direct warning similar to my review of Papermoon. Just to give proper length here, I'll recap that the place is well appointed if a little small…

Ok… so there's a lot of construction going on at the strip mall and that makes it look even more shady. But once your inside its pretty chill. Basically like a corner bar…

So this will be quick. Showed up one Tuesday evening and after seeing horrors at RR decided to check out the upstairs at LUST. Walked round the square bar taking in the scene…

This place is weird. Just feels weird in some ways. Maybe its the brightness. The girls are at the higher end of the block spectrum but of course the block does lower the bar. Those…

So get in... bar is over to the right from the stairs. Bartender is old guard block. She wants to load the drink before your ass finds a seat. I buy a drink and…

Ok this is a revisit. For fucks sake... seriously the drooling meth addict has to go. You know who I'm talking about if your a bartender and reading this. So usual layout for a block basement club. Usual…

OK.. so I walked in and they've got the greek temple thing going on with the stage embedded in the bar. There's also a wall with some pictures dedicated to Babe Ruth I think.…

So the layout of this place is a little weird. On when end it feels like they were going for upscale when you see the VIP booth to the side and the vip area…

Ok... so keep in mind this is a block review so the numbers are on the block scale. By the block scale I'd put this club at a 7 physically but the dancers were…

Ok so the club descriptions have been pretty accurate to this point. Long bar so when you sit down your back is against the wall.. This is ok when a little hottie comes by but makes…

This review is going to be quick.... It specifically deals with the ATM DO NOT USE IT.... In customary fashion it it says there will be a Merchant Fee of $6. Then just as you…

I frequently make the trip down from upstate NY through to North VA and pass within in miles of this place so I finally decided to give it a try. When you arrive the…