Jewel Box
419 E Baltimore St Baltimore, MD 21202

So get in... bar is over...

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TheDirtyDirty
Oct 12, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Monday Evening

So get in... bar is over to the right from the stairs. Bartender is old guard block. She wants to load the drink before your ass finds a seat.

I buy a drink and chill just to let my eyes adjust and look around the room. Slim Pickens but there was one attractive girl across the bar. And no... no one is dancing yet... its been about 10 minutes. So I go over to the one remotely attractive option... and again before my ass hits the new seat and before I've even said a word to the girl I was approaching bartender asks if I want to buy her a drink... so I figure what the hell sure.... (normal block prices apply) and we have a quick chat. Apparently the girl is thirsty because the drink is about 3/4 gone in like 3 minutes and our favorite buzzkill returns to ask me if I wanna buy a lap dance with the girl. I say " that I'm just chilling out and I'll buy her another drink." To which I get the following dumbfounding reply: "Well you probably should go chill somewhere else. We don't chill here."

Ok then.... I didn't even try to point out that I'd just offered to spend another ridiculous amount on a watered down drink. And left.

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