Ok so the club descriptions have...

Ok so the club descriptions have been pretty accurate to this point.

Long bar so when you sit down your back is against the wall.. This is ok when a little hottie comes by but makes in inevitably impossibly to duck a fatty swooping by on the dollar parade. Doubly annoying if your already busy and cozied up with said hotty.

Half the girls on this particular night unfortunately had that Meth haze in there eyes and even more unfortunately I almost had trouble with one who came by on the dollar parade without even fucking dancing. But who am I to argue with a strung out meth addict... so out the dollar came.