Reviews by TheAdvisor

The Lumberyard was rather disappointing tonight. Alot of fat bottom girls, not my thing. There were a couple of lookers, Sapphire and Stacy. I was able to get a dance with Stacy but it was…

Was suprised by what I found at Outer limits. Stopped by today after golf and the place was crowded at 4:15. Not what I was expecting. Place has kind of a neighborhood bar feel…

Had my best time ever at the Lumberyard. Don't know if it was just good timing, but tonight was great. Some excellent young talent. May, Natasha and especially Bambi. All gave good dances as it…

Hadn't visited this club in a couple of years. They changed the stage setup, not sure if it was for the better or worse. I like the byob but it took effort to get the…

On a golf trip to phoenix, had some time to kill before return flight. Made my first visit to a PHX club. Very dark upon entering it took a long time for eyes to adjust. Liked…

My tour of Cleveland clubs continued with a stop at the Crazy Horse. It had been a very long time since I visited but I was favorably impressed. The club is small but there's nothing…

Back in Cleveland and decided to visit some old haunts. The Den is still a great place to stop. The girls, while not knockouts, will usually treat you right. The place is small and almost…

The Hustler was not around when I lived in town so I decided to pay a visit. Very nice club, upscale, well kept. I think I arrived a little early as nobody was on stage.…

This has always been the best club in Indy in my opinion. This latest visit wasn't the best. It wasn't bad but it didn't compare to earlier visits. There were about 10 girls working the…

Hadn't visited this club in a while. Enjoyed another relaxed comfortable visit this time around. There were only about 6 dancers working, I may have caught them between shifts(5-7). There were no stunners in the…

Had a great time in this club on my previous visit, but was rather dissappointed this time around. I visited around 6pm. which may have had to do with the lack of talent available. Maybe I…

Visited the club after a dissappointing stop at the Minx. Don't like the layout of this club, but do like the BYOB. Had a very good selection of girls this time around. Many young and…

Have always liked this club as you can see from my previous reviews. However, this was my most dissappointing trip to St. Louis. Visited on both Monday and Tuesday nights and noticed a troubling trend.…

Once again had a great time at Hollywood Show Club. The place is simply the best. Great girls, great private dances and great value. Continues to be the best club in St. Louis, if…

Used to alway visit PT's when in St. Louis. However I must have has a bad experience as I hadn't been here for awhile. Was free for lunch on Monday and decided to revisit as…

After a enjoyable vist to PT's, I moved on to Hollywood, which has become my favorite Stl SC. Once again it didn't dissappoint. Again, I like the layout and the private beds utilized for your $25…

I've got a new favorite club in Des Moines. This place was great. Nice layout, comfortable chairs, two stages and comfortable couches in the dance arrea. But more importantly, the girls are great. All attractive and…

This is the best club in the STL area. Despite the porn on the TV, high drink prices and the Nazi owner who scares the hell out of the girls. (On second thought, he must…

This place was reommended by a friend. Out in the middle of nowhere, one of the strangest clubs I've every been to. Half strip club, half local yocal bar. There's a ring of chairs around…

Man I love this club. Hadn't been here in a while since my travels rarely bring me to Indy. But it was as good as I remember. The club has one of the more comfortable feels…

First visit to club, didn't like layout. Good seats in back had speakers right over head. Have to sit right inside front door to avoid going deaf. Some attractive dancers and very friendly. A good…

Only the second time I have been to Woody's as I prefer Lumberyard. However on this night I must say I was favorably impressed. After a less than stellar time at the Lumberyard I decided to…