Reviews by frankj7real

Dropped in while I had some time to kill in Boston one afternoon. Location is very central, a short walk from Boston Common. Easy to get to but also pricey real estate. It is next…

Wacko's is probably the best Jacksonville has to offer,but that's not saying a lot. I dropped in early on a Sunday evening on my way through town. The club is in a run-down strip mall next…

The inside has been remodeled and improved, and Flashers seems to be moving into the gap left when Riley's closed. The place was was livelier than previous weekdays when I've visited. It wasn't crowded, but…

Went in on a recent afternoon and sat next to Gigi at the bar. Pretty face, giant tits and heavily tattooed. She is also starting to show a bit, and those stomach tattoos are going…

If you want overpriced beer and regret, this is the place for you. Came in on a Friday night, a little early, but several hours after opening. No dancers were in evidence, but the bartender asked…

If you want an enthusiastic lap dance, this is not the place for you. But if you just want to watch young, fit hot dancers do their thing without any expectation of more, this is…

It's a bit out of the way for me, so I've kept meaning to give Flashers another chance and never gotten around to it until now. It's $5 at the door, even in the dead part…

There is a front area with a stage, and theoretically lap dances take place out there, although I've never actually seen it happen. Girls onstage generally get topless, at least during dayshift. Private rooms in back.…

This is like an old-school burlesque place -- with full nudity. Don't expect extras. In fact don't expect to make physical contact with anything more erotic than a hand. However, if your expectations just involve looking…

Riley's is not far from the airport, so I've made several weekday evening visits recently. You won't see 18-year-old fitness models here, but there are some very attractive and busty dancers here. On my last visit,…

Went to Atlantis on the strength of some reviews -- reviews that I would mostly characterize as accurate. Dim surroundings took a minute to get used to. Once I could see, I took a seat, intending…

In the past, this has been a fun club but no more. On the bikini club section of the bar, there is a stage where one or two dancers at a time go up for…

I usually try to stop by the Dollhouse when I'm in the area. It's very inconsistent. Sometimes you can get a very intense, intimate experience inexpensively. Other times it's a complete waste. But it's good…

This is about as good as it gets for a club that is topless and not full nude. There were plenty of cars in the parking lot when I got there at about 2 p.m.. I'm…

The rebranding is complete and Uncle Harry's is a distant memory. The sign outside reads Scores Savannah, and the inside has been completely redone. It's all lucite and mirrors and no fun now. No cover during…

Before walking in, I went to the ATM down the block. It starting spitting bills into the wind before I could grab them. I damned near lost $40 that way. It was a sign, and…

I always check this place out in tandem with Riley's, which is right around the corner, and then stick around at the place that holds the most promise. There is a stage in the narrow…

This place will grow on you, and it can be great if you hit it at the right time. The left side has pool tables and dingy fluorescent lighting. The right is darker and where…

Contrary to the rumors that have been flying around, Oz is open. And it's worth a visit. Essentially, it's a bikini bar, although management seems to have relaxed lately, and dancers are now appearing topless on…

Tattletales has changed -- and not for the better. It used to be a reliable place for hot women and enthusiastic lap dances at a reasonable cost. No more. As has been noted, it's been remodeled…

Not really a strip club, as Iceland doesn't really have those anymore. There are girls working who are wearing slutty clothes, and they will try to talk you into buying them extraordinarily overpriced drinks (on…

You're not going to wind up here by accident. The nearest neighbors are the oil storage drums attached to the port. Once you're inside, you will find a range of topless dancers, some mediocre, others…

This place is not even worth slowing down to look at. It's a bikini bar. When I went by, the doorman said they were in the process of applying for a liquor license, so maybe…

Stopped in on my way back to Denver. I also sampled Al's Green Door earlier in the day. The Den is right on the Colorado line. If you're GPS is like mine, it may send…

It's a topless bar attached to a liquor store. If you're in Cheyenne, it's the best game in town, but that's not saying a lot. On the good side of the ledger, there are some…