This is about as good as...

This is about as good as it gets for a club that is topless and not full nude.

There were plenty of cars in the parking lot when I got there at about 2 p.m.. I'm not a fan of huge crowds, but I took this as a good sign -- and it was.

No cover when I went in, and I headed to the bar. Lots of girls and lots of variety. I had barely ordered a drink when a busty brunette with incredible nipples came up and introduced herself, practically shoving her right breast in my hand. No doubt that it was natural. I told her I had just gotten there, a decision I probably would have regretted at another bar.