Reviews by Mistoff

Deja Vu has always been the slightly classy, but low mileage, chain in Seattle. A long time ago, Ricks, Honey's and Sugar's (Frank Colacurcio's clubs) were the fun places. But they're gone. The…

Sands is not on a major route; it's off the track a bit. But I had to be on the other side of it, and had time to kill, and hadn't been there in…

I hadn't been to Pandora in a long time. It's still the same... plenty of parking around it, ending in a dirt lot to the East. Men's restrooms kind of have a bad…

Kittens is ten minutes off I-5, 2 minutes south of I-90. So not as inaccessible as Sands, but not great. It's a real ten minutes. It shares a building with a bar. You…

The Tukwila Deja Vu isn't far from Seatac Airport. It's the closest to it, and while Club Sin Rock is only a few mile more, Sin Rock isn't open until much later. So…

I hadn't been to SinRock in a long time, because it hadn't been any good. But I was passing through so... Parking lot is fenced in. This is off 405, but while the freeway…

Pandora has been my go-to, except I seldom go to. And quality had been very inconsistent. Well, finally, it's back to the old Ricks levels. Inside is still the same - dark hallway where…

This is the club I go to most in the area. I'd hit Kittens several hours earlier, left disappointed. In contrast, Pandoras has two stages in use and it's obviously a nude-strip club.…

I hadn't been to Kittens in a long time, decided to check whether it's improved. It has changed, but not really improved. It's still a juice bar as required by Washington, but there's…

Kittens is south of the Sodo area. Stand-alone, with an attached restaurant. Newer club, larger and better lit than most in Seattle. Enter, bar is on the right, stages ahead to the…

The Sands is 10 minutes from the nearest freeway. Not really convenient. And its independent. Which is rare for Seattle. Most clubs are Deja Vu or Dreamgirls related. Indies such…

The Tukwila Deja Vu is in an ugly part of Tukwila, which is near the Seatac Airport. Not that the area is glamorous, but at least slap some paint on it. Inside isn't…

I last visited Pandora a while ago. It hasn't changed. Enter and pay the cover, which gets you a soda. Dark club, but not as dark as Sands. Two stages, usually…

Sands isn't near much, north of Seattle. But I was near it and had been disappointed a few weeks earlier at Kittens. So gave it a shot. The club is dark. Really dark.…

I last visited Kittens a long time ago, shortly after it opened. It's not convenient to much. South of the stadiums, on 4th, near tile and granite stores. Since my last visit…

Back in NY for Super Bowl. Went to Private Eyes. Last time I hit this and Diamond Club two blocks away, guess that's MY vote. Enter, pay admission and coat check fee. Ignore…

Kittens is near a granite place, on 4rth just north of Marginal. Near nothing. 15 minutes in good traffic, which never happens, from downtown and the same from the airport. But it is…

Presleys in a word: local. Not the type of place that would survive in a big city. Good food, good serving sizes but don't open until 2pm. Bar is just left of…

Diamond Club is less than two blocks from Private Eyes. Both just past the end of the theater district. I was in town for holidays, but theaters don't play on Monday. Got…

New York for New Years. Good times. Private Eyes is a block past where the theaters, which are dark on Monday, end. Free admission with coupon from guy at other end of…

Deja Vu is next to Pike Place Market, so a good place to kill time while waiting. Upstairs, main room is lined with lap dance booths with mini stages and poles. One stage,…

I gave Little Darlings another try. A few blocks north of Pike, down into the dungeon. This time we had two dancers, both with 'a' names... Avril and Abigal I think. Avril…

Dream Girls is in a strange location. About 10 blocks from Pike Place Market. About four north from Westlake Center. Triangular block, several businesses. Shares the space with Fantasies Book Store.…

I hit Deja Vu at Pike Place after a disappointing visit to Dream Girls. Same corporate parents, very different experiences. This Deja Vu is across from the Pike Place Market. Shares a space with…

Pandoras is still changing. Change is given at entry. They used to take your money and bring you change later. Change is larger bills. They don't want rail 'make it rain' small bill…