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47 reviews by Mistoff

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, WA

Getting Better, but...

7.3/10

Deja Vu has always been the slightly classy, but low mileage, chain in Seattle. A long time ago, Ricks, Honey's and Sugar's (Frank Colacurcio's clubs) were the fun places. But they're gone. The…

MistoffMistoffVeteran Reviewer· 8 yrs ago 1

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, WA

Nothing There

6.3/10

Sands is not on a major route; it's off the track a bit. But I had to be on the other side of it, and had time to kill, and hadn't been there in…

MistoffMistoffVeteran Reviewer· 8 yrs ago 2

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Low Glamour But Higher Mileage

7.3/10

I hadn't been to Pandora in a long time. It's still the same... plenty of parking around it, ending in a dirt lot to the East. Men's restrooms kind of have a bad…

MistoffMistoffVeteran Reviewer· 8 yrs ago 2

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Pretty, But Not Pretty Good

7.3/10

Kittens is ten minutes off I-5, 2 minutes south of I-90. So not as inaccessible as Sands, but not great. It's a real ten minutes. It shares a building with a bar. You…

MistoffMistoffVeteran Reviewer· 8 yrs ago 1

Déjà Vu Showgirls

Seattle, WA

Could Be Worse... But It Would Have To Try.

4.3/10

The Tukwila Deja Vu isn't far from Seatac Airport. It's the closest to it, and while Club Sin Rock is only a few mile more, Sin Rock isn't open until much later. So…

MistoffMistoffVeteran Reviewer· 8 yrs ago 2

Club SinRock

Renton, WA

Backwater... And Not In A Good Way

7.0/10

I hadn't been to SinRock in a long time, because it hadn't been any good. But I was passing through so... Parking lot is fenced in. This is off 405, but while the freeway…

MistoffMistoffVeteran Reviewer· 8 yrs ago 3

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

It's finally back...

8.0/10

Pandora has been my go-to, except I seldom go to. And quality had been very inconsistent. Well, finally, it's back to the old Ricks levels. Inside is still the same - dark hallway where…

MistoffMistoffVeteran Reviewer· 9 yrs ago 1

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Where the action is

8.0/10

This is the club I go to most in the area. I'd hit Kittens several hours earlier, left disappointed. In contrast, Pandoras has two stages in use and it's obviously a nude-strip club.…

MistoffMistoffVeteran Reviewer· 9 yrs ago 1

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Getting stranger, not better

6.7/10

I hadn't been to Kittens in a long time, decided to check whether it's improved. It has changed, but not really improved. It's still a juice bar as required by Washington, but there's…

MistoffMistoffVeteran Reviewer· 9 yrs ago 1

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Nice Place, Terrible Upsells

7.0/10

Kittens is south of the Sodo area. Stand-alone, with an attached restaurant. Newer club, larger and better lit than most in Seattle. Enter, bar is on the right, stages ahead to the…

MistoffMistoffVeteran Reviewer· 10 yrs ago 1

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, WA

Spotty

6.7/10

The Sands is 10 minutes from the nearest freeway. Not really convenient. And its independent. Which is rare for Seattle. Most clubs are Deja Vu or Dreamgirls related. Indies such…

MistoffMistoffVeteran Reviewer· 10 yrs ago 2

Déjà Vu Showgirls

Seattle, WA

Run down

5.3/10

The Tukwila Deja Vu is in an ugly part of Tukwila, which is near the Seatac Airport. Not that the area is glamorous, but at least slap some paint on it. Inside isn't…

MistoffMistoffVeteran Reviewer· 10 yrs ago 1

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Back to the old days

7.3/10

I last visited Pandora a while ago. It hasn't changed. Enter and pay the cover, which gets you a soda. Dark club, but not as dark as Sands. Two stages, usually…

MistoffMistoffVeteran Reviewer· 11 yrs ago 2

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, WA

Sands isn't near much, north of...

7.7/10

Sands isn't near much, north of Seattle. But I was near it and had been disappointed a few weeks earlier at Kittens. So gave it a shot. The club is dark. Really dark.…

MistoffMistoffVeteran Reviewer· 11 yrs ago 3 1

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

I last visited Kittens a long...

6.3/10

I last visited Kittens a long time ago, shortly after it opened. It's not convenient to much. South of the stadiums, on 4th, near tile and granite stores. Since my last visit…

MistoffMistoffVeteran Reviewer· 11 yrs ago 2

Private Eyes

New York, NY

Back in NY for Super Bowl....

8.3/10

Back in NY for Super Bowl. Went to Private Eyes. Last time I hit this and Diamond Club two blocks away, guess that's MY vote. Enter, pay admission and coat check fee. Ignore…

MistoffMistoffVeteran Reviewer· 12 yrs ago 2

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Kittens is near a granite place,...

7.7/10

Kittens is near a granite place, on 4rth just north of Marginal. Near nothing. 15 minutes in good traffic, which never happens, from downtown and the same from the airport. But it is…

MistoffMistoffVeteran Reviewer· 12 yrs ago 2

Sugar Shack Gentlemen's Club

Salem, OR

Presleys in a word: local. ...

7.7/10

Presleys in a word: local. Not the type of place that would survive in a big city. Good food, good serving sizes but don't open until 2pm. Bar is just left of…

MistoffMistoffVeteran Reviewer· 12 yrs ago 1

Satin Dolls

New York, NY

Diamond Club is less than two...

7.3/10

Diamond Club is less than two blocks from Private Eyes. Both just past the end of the theater district. I was in town for holidays, but theaters don't play on Monday. Got…

MistoffMistoffVeteran Reviewer· 12 yrs ago 2

Private Eyes

New York, NY

New York for New Years. ...

8.7/10

New York for New Years. Good times. Private Eyes is a block past where the theaters, which are dark on Monday, end. Free admission with coupon from guy at other end of…

MistoffMistoffVeteran Reviewer· 12 yrs ago 2

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, WA

Deja Vu is next to Pike...

8.3/10

Deja Vu is next to Pike Place Market, so a good place to kill time while waiting. Upstairs, main room is lined with lap dance booths with mini stages and poles. One stage,…

MistoffMistoffVeteran Reviewer· 12 yrs ago 3

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, WA

I gave Little Darlings another try....

7.3/10

I gave Little Darlings another try. A few blocks north of Pike, down into the dungeon. This time we had two dancers, both with 'a' names... Avril and Abigal I think. Avril…

MistoffMistoffVeteran Reviewer· 12 yrs ago 3

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, WA

Dream Girls is in a strange...

4.7/10

Dream Girls is in a strange location. About 10 blocks from Pike Place Market. About four north from Westlake Center. Triangular block, several businesses. Shares the space with Fantasies Book Store.…

MistoffMistoffVeteran Reviewer· 12 yrs ago 4

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, WA

I hit Deja Vu at Pike...

7.7/10

I hit Deja Vu at Pike Place after a disappointing visit to Dream Girls. Same corporate parents, very different experiences. This Deja Vu is across from the Pike Place Market. Shares a space with…

MistoffMistoffVeteran Reviewer· 12 yrs ago 2

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Pandoras is still changing. Change is given...

8.3/10

Pandoras is still changing. Change is given at entry. They used to take your money and bring you change later. Change is larger bills. They don't want rail 'make it rain' small bill…

MistoffMistoffVeteran Reviewer· 12 yrs ago 2
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