Reviews by Mistoff
Submit a ReviewDéjà Vu Lake Forest Park
14556 Bothell Way NE
Lake Forest Park, WA 98155
Getting Better, but...
Deja Vu has always been the slightly classy, but low mileage, chain in Seattle. A long time ago, Ricks, Honey's and Sugar's (Frank Colacurcio's clubs) were the fun places. But they're gone. The…
Apr 18, 2018, 3:12 PM
Sands Showgirls
7509 15th Ave NW
Seattle, WA 98117
Nothing There
Sands is not on a major route; it's off the track a bit. But I had to be on the other side of it, and had time to kill, and hadn't been there in…
Mar 11, 2018, 7:23 PM
Pandora's Adult Cabaret
8914 Lake City Way NE
Seattle, WA 98115
Low Glamour But Higher Mileage
I hadn't been to Pandora in a long time. It's still the same... plenty of parking around it, ending in a dirt lot to the East. Men's restrooms kind of have a bad…
Mar 11, 2018, 7:23 PM
Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S
Seattle, WA 98108
Pretty, But Not Pretty Good
Kittens is ten minutes off I-5, 2 minutes south of I-90. So not as inaccessible as Sands, but not great. It's a real ten minutes.
It shares a building with a bar. You…
Mar 11, 2018, 7:23 PM
Déjà Vu Showgirls
15024 Tukwila International Blvd, Seattle, WA 98188, USA*
Could Be Worse... But It Would Have To Try.
The Tukwila Deja Vu isn't far from Seatac Airport. It's the closest to it, and while Club Sin Rock is only a few mile more, Sin Rock isn't open until much later. So…
Mar 11, 2018, 7:22 PM
Club SinRock
208 SW 16th St
Renton, WA 98057
Backwater... And Not In A Good Way
I hadn't been to SinRock in a long time, because it hadn't been any good. But I was passing through so...
Parking lot is fenced in. This is off 405, but while the freeway…
Mar 11, 2018, 5:58 PM
Pandora's Adult Cabaret
8914 Lake City Way NE
Seattle, WA 98115
It's finally back...
Pandora has been my go-to, except I seldom go to. And quality had been very inconsistent. Well, finally, it's back to the old Ricks levels.
Inside is still the same - dark hallway where…
Apr 6, 2017, 7:19 PM
Pandora's Adult Cabaret
8914 Lake City Way NE
Seattle, WA 98115
Where the action is
This is the club I go to most in the area. I'd hit Kittens several hours earlier, left disappointed. In contrast, Pandoras has two stages in use and it's obviously a nude-strip club.…
Feb 20, 2017, 8:22 AM
Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S
Seattle, WA 98108
Getting stranger, not better
I hadn't been to Kittens in a long time, decided to check whether it's improved. It has changed, but not really improved. It's still a juice bar as required by Washington, but there's…
Feb 20, 2017, 8:21 AM
Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S
Seattle, WA 98108
Nice Place, Terrible Upsells
Kittens is south of the Sodo area. Stand-alone, with an attached restaurant. Newer club, larger and better lit than most in Seattle. Enter, bar is on the right, stages ahead to the…
Dec 25, 2015, 12:00 AM
Sands Showgirls
7509 15th Ave NW
Seattle, WA 98117
Spotty
The Sands is 10 minutes from the nearest freeway. Not really convenient. And its independent. Which is rare for Seattle. Most clubs are Deja Vu or Dreamgirls related. Indies such…
Dec 25, 2015, 12:00 AM
Déjà Vu Showgirls
15024 Tukwila International Blvd, Seattle, WA 98188, USA*
Run down
The Tukwila Deja Vu is in an ugly part of Tukwila, which is near the Seatac Airport. Not that the area is glamorous, but at least slap some paint on it. Inside isn't…
Dec 15, 2015, 12:00 AM
Pandora's Adult Cabaret
8914 Lake City Way NE
Seattle, WA 98115
Back to the old days
I last visited Pandora a while ago. It hasn't changed. Enter and pay the cover, which gets you a soda. Dark club, but not as dark as Sands. Two stages, usually…
Jul 16, 2015, 12:00 AM
Sands Showgirls
7509 15th Ave NW
Seattle, WA 98117
Sands isn't near much, north of...
Sands isn't near much, north of Seattle. But I was near it and had been disappointed a few weeks earlier at Kittens. So gave it a shot.
The club is dark. Really dark.…
1 commentslast: 10 yrs ago(averyss)
Jul 6, 2015, 12:00 AM
Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S
Seattle, WA 98108
I last visited Kittens a long...
I last visited Kittens a long time ago, shortly after it opened. It's not convenient to much. South of the stadiums, on 4th, near tile and granite stores.
Since my last visit…
Jun 8, 2015, 12:00 AM
Private Eyes
320 W 45th St
New York, NY 10036
Back in NY for Super Bowl....
Back in NY for Super Bowl. Went to Private Eyes. Last time I hit this and Diamond Club two blocks away, guess that's MY vote.
Enter, pay admission and coat check fee. Ignore…
Feb 17, 2014, 12:00 AM
Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S
Seattle, WA 98108
Kittens is near a granite place,...
Kittens is near a granite place, on 4rth just north of Marginal. Near nothing. 15 minutes in good traffic, which never happens, from downtown and the same from the airport. But it is…
Feb 17, 2014, 12:00 AM
Sugar Shack Gentlemen's Club
3803 Commercial St SE
Salem, OR 97302
Presleys in a word: local. ...
Presleys in a word: local. Not the type of place that would survive in a big city. Good food, good serving sizes but don't open until 2pm. Bar is just left of…
Feb 17, 2014, 12:00 AM
Satin Dolls
689 8th Ave
New York, NY 10036
Diamond Club is less than two...
Diamond Club is less than two blocks from Private Eyes. Both just past the end of the theater district. I was in town for holidays, but theaters don't play on Monday.
Got…
Dec 31, 2013, 12:00 AM
Private Eyes
320 W 45th St
New York, NY 10036
New York for New Years. ...
New York for New Years. Good times. Private Eyes is a block past where the theaters, which are dark on Monday, end. Free admission with coupon from guy at other end of…
Dec 31, 2013, 12:00 AM
Déjà Vu Seattle
1510 1st Ave
Seattle, WA 98101
Deja Vu is next to Pike...
Deja Vu is next to Pike Place Market, so a good place to kill time while waiting. Upstairs, main room is lined with lap dance booths with mini stages and poles. One stage,…
Nov 16, 2013, 12:00 AM
Devil's Triangle
2027 Westlake Ave
Seattle, WA 98121
I gave Little Darlings another try....
I gave Little Darlings another try. A few blocks north of Pike, down into the dungeon. This time we had two dancers, both with 'a' names... Avril and Abigal I think. Avril…
Oct 30, 2013, 12:00 AM
Devil's Triangle
2027 Westlake Ave
Seattle, WA 98121
Dream Girls is in a strange...
Dream Girls is in a strange location. About 10 blocks from Pike Place Market. About four north from Westlake Center. Triangular block, several businesses. Shares the space with Fantasies Book Store.…
Sep 8, 2013, 12:00 AM
Déjà Vu Seattle
1510 1st Ave
Seattle, WA 98101
I hit Deja Vu at Pike...
I hit Deja Vu at Pike Place after a disappointing visit to Dream Girls. Same corporate parents, very different experiences.
This Deja Vu is across from the Pike Place Market. Shares a space with…
Sep 8, 2013, 12:00 AM
Pandora's Adult Cabaret
8914 Lake City Way NE
Seattle, WA 98115
Pandoras is still changing.
Change is given...
Pandoras is still changing.
Change is given at entry. They used to take your money and bring you change later. Change is larger bills. They don't want rail 'make it rain' small bill…
Aug 8, 2013, 12:00 AM












