Reviews by IsThisAJ0ke

Place has been described before, but for those who need it: you walk in and immediately come to the midpoint of the stage where the bar starts. To the left are the vip rooms and…

I’ve reviewed this place before, but just to reiterate the layout… it’s probably my favorite place because it’s super laid back and the “stage” is just a small cutout in the middle of the bar…

This place is right off a two lane highway about 2 mins from Exit 18 on I87. Easy parking. You ring a bell and someone greets you at the door and walks you to the…

This place is pretty easy to find if you use GPS. It’s in a somewhat industrial area, but feels safe during the day. Parking can be a challenge, especially on a busier day, so I…

This place is right on a busy road. Parking is pretty easy during the day but can get crowded at night. If you go during the day, be prepared to enter a dark club and…

Clancy’s has been described ad nauseum, but again… Residential neighborhood. Nondescript building attached to a liquor store. Two entrances. Small stage midway down the bar. LD room in the back. Communal. 4 chairs. This was…

This place is two clubs in one. MYNX and Mynx After Dark MYNX: I actually stopped in early in the day for lunch. It was pretty dead. About 3 dancers, a bartender, and 2-3 other patrons. The…

Was in the area for work and decided to unwind here for an hour or so. It was a Saturday night, so the parking lot was pretty packed. I found a spot at the edge…

Monday afternoon. Not my first time here. This time I used the rear entrance from the parking lot. You walk down a hallway, past the kitchen and then enter the main room through a door.…

It’s on the corner of a somewhat busy street. I usually park on a side street and walk over. You enter through a pair of doors and the horseshoe bar is on the right. There…

Decided to give this place another shot since I had been nearby at the hitching post. It’s probably one of the most difficult parking lots to get to because your GPS will have you going…

Hadn’t been here for a while and described to give it a shot despite all the reviews about the dollar parade. I figured on a Monday, it might be a little tamer. It was still…

Riviera Lounge is on a well trafficked commercial street. I parked in the lot behind the building which is accessed by a one way street (use your GPS accordingly). Walked around and entered through the…

This place has been described before but here goes: Redisential neighborhood. Safe parking on side street. Two entrances, I typically use the rear (heh). There a bar that is divided by a small stage…

Got here shortly after they opened at about 12:15. I was basically the first one there but the girls were already ready to go. I entered through the back door and walked down the bar…

Stopped in on a Thursday night. Parking is ample. They offer valet, but I’m good to walk. As you enter you go through a metal detector. On Thursdays they advertise “no cover all night”.…

I had never been here so decided to give it a try. Firstly, this place is tricky to get into. You have to go around the block to get to the driveway or make a…

This place is right on the corner in a not so bad area. Walk in, you have a wall on your left and the.n the stage/bar to the right. Past that, up the stairs to…

This is one of the better NJ clubs IMO. I’ve been here a few times, and like EVERY club, it can be hit or miss. I’ve seen some stunners here. It’s a small place. You…

Decided to give this place a shot on a Wednesday afternoon. My first time there. There was one parking spot left in the lot when I pulled in, but to my surprise the place was…

This place has been described before, but it’s very nondescript in a residential neighborhood. Go around the block, find a parking spot, and you can enter through the back door which is red. Onside through…

Stopped by here on a Sunday afternoon and as expected it was pretty dead and not a lot of women working. The place is easy to get to and there is ample parking. As you…

This place sits sort of behind a commercial shopping center. There a parking lot to the right of the building. As you walk in, turn to the left and there’s the bar/stage. Typical NJ rectangle…

Let’s try this again. Some more details included. This place is right down the street from Platinum Dollz. There is off street parking. As you walk in, the clean bathrooms are straight ahead. Turn left and…

My first time here. It’s a corner joint in a decent neighborhood. Parking in a side street was easy enough. You walk in and the bar is immediately to your right. Three sided with a…