Comments by nelly76 (page 30)

NickyVice literally has zero reviews. You have no proof that they are "full of stds". However, all of these girls are very high risk and close contact with plenty of high risk guys, so they are high risk for all communicable diseases from colds a flu to the whole spectrum of stds.

Desertscrub, looks like you're back with a new account. You just joined in August, and you only have 2 reviews, and the other one is for a Phoenix club? Very Desertscrub. A few facts: - There is so much that is wrong with your review, but your comment about the address is actually correct. A better GPS address for the club is 2 Globe St, Providence, RI. - You think the indoor bar area is 12,000 square feet? That would be about 100 feet by 120 feet, and there’s no way it’s anywhere near that. - There’s no way anyone said that a $5 tip would be required on the first drink. - They never take the money for a drink before they bring the drink. - There are no “floor dances”. - Desires is famous for strippers not hounding you for dances, and rarely talking to you unless to give them some kind of attention first. Overall, a very inaccurate review, although it's shocking that you're the first one to correct the GPS address for the club. - In my experience, only about a third ask for a dance immediately. The other two thirds usually have some small talk first. - The girl with the cuts on her arms gets the cuts from climbing over the barbed wire fence from the industrial building next door every time she sees a hot guy like you. We all feel sorry for her. - You went on a Monday afternoon on a holiday weekend in October. Of course the girls weren’t the all star team.

Wow, great reviwe. Thanks.

Oh, and minnow, the Adjudicator below who called it Incoherent, is the biggest douchebag on the site.

good review

good review

Great review. Val actually won the Miss Nude competition this summer, although most people said at least 2 of the other dancers were better. I heard she is roommates with Ariel, and Kami, and that all 3 are a little bit sketchy, although I don't remember specifics. I'm guessing the 3some girl was one of them. 15 minutes in the VIP should cost $40, plus $100 to the dancer, and I always give $10 to the timekeeper.

Great review

Luvlatinas, good job keeping that quiet, and only letting contributing members know.

good review

great review

never tried, but I would worry about Uber's surge pricing near closing time

Bananacream, I wouldn't tip for a single lapdance, and I'm a good tipper. I always give the timekeeper $10 for a VIP above the $40, and I sometimes tip the dancer above what she asks in the VIP because they usually remember, and they treat you better the next time they see you. If you do a single lapdance for $25 or $35 or whatever, either the girl impresses you enough that you go do a VIP, or you just consider it lost money that was cheaper than a full VIP.

Great, great review. That's name I'll remember and a girl I'll avoid. Hopefully, she will realize this job isn't for her, and go back to medical school or nuclear physics school.

cover was $30 at 1 am, not 20

It is very well lit. I went there last weekend for the first time in over a decade. "Meh" is a good description, but cover was a whiping $20 at almost 1 am

Great review. I agree with Muddy that you should break it up into paragraphs and sections, like LOCATION BAR LAYOUT THE GIRLS so that people who have been there can just scroll down to THE GIRLS. OldWhiteGuy did a recent Desires review that has that format. Is there a reason you didn't give the girl's name?

Pervo, I wrote a long winded descrpition of lust at https://app.tuscl.net/review/375644

I went last weekend for the first time in a decade, and I'll write a review, too, but same basic idea.

Pussylicker2, You are a douchebag, and the new resurgence of desertscrub. There's no such think as TLDR here, and if you think there is, go STFU. It's also not "Incoherent" if you know how to read.

Happy Birthday, OWG. Your posts are a gift to us all.

Yikes. I saw the title and thought that you went to Mario's and saw a stripper who was a chubby white guy.

good review

Good review. $210 seems expensive for a 15 minute nude dance

good review