Comments by nelly76 (page 2)

Amazing review. Great job putting the new girls first. However, you should put an asterisk in front of every new paragraph. I didn't want to miss anything, so I did a scan on a few paragraphs after the new girls and caught these gems: " 36, 24, 36 oh what a winning hand... " about the brick house. Amusing. Then ... "gaze at the interstate while getting pegged." WTF? Did he just say that? Combination of hilarious and disturbing and Shakespeare, and made me do a serious WTF laugh. Literary art. Just a fucking amazing review. WARNING: if you drive on the interstate, do NOT look into the windows at Desire.

Tessa has one of the best personalities in the place. I think one of the reasons that she is high priced is that she tends to spend a lot of time talking to someone and flirting with them before a dance, and I think she factors that in to the pricing of the dance.

great review

great review

Good review. If you read other reviews (like mine), you'll see that everyone pretty much agrees with your "uninspired " thought. The club is probably: - better than the Centerfolds 20 minutes away in Boston - probably not as good as the Golden Banana 20 minutes north in Peabody - none of them are better than the Boardroom 40 minutes south in Brockton - none of which are better than the clubs in Providence, 1 hour and 20 minutes south

Great reviwe, and similar to almost everyone's experience. It's waaaay overpriced, with minimal value. I assume they make money off the high roller sales guy taking out one of their clients before signing a $100,000 deal, and they have $1,000 to burn on entertainment. Hungryhunnypot is right about the tipping. Some guy probably brought you to your seat or table, and he wants a tip. He'll usually tell you he can help if you need anything, and if you can't get a girl's attention, he can get her attention for a tip. Providence is worth the 1 hour drive if you have the time, but even Boardroom in Brockton, 30 minutes south, or clubs like the Golden Banana 30 minutes north, are better, cheaper, and the girls look every bit as good.

Yeah, it's definitely not AI, and it's annoying when someone discourages new posters by claiming it is.

blahblahblahs, Give us your proof that this review was "AI Generated".

good review

Great review. I love that she had "plenty of bolt ons". I like it when they have 2 extras in the back so I can play with them while she's riding me cowgirl style. Was her name Quattrotittia?

$160 for 30 min is way off. It's $50 to the house for every 15 minutes, and $100 or more to the girl, so 30 minutes is minimum $100 to the house and $200 to the girl. If Anastasia didn't take anything off for the first song, I never would have paid for a 2nd song.

good review

You visited on a Sunday, and on a day when the Patriots played a game they actually had a chance to win, and it went into overtime. The smartest strippers know not to work during a game that guys want to watch. Guys who understand strip clubs know that the girls make most of their money on VIPs, and do most of their VIPs toward the end of their shift, which is when you were there. Of course the better ones didn't want to go do a Lap Dance to audition for you. This review is the equivalent of, "I went to Fenway Park in February during the Super Bowl and there was nobody there, and it was cold, and all there was is a big green wall and a bunch of snow. And the game wasn't on, and it was dark. They didn't even have the concessions open. Not only that, they built it an hour from my house, which was not convenient". The good reviews come from people who come when the club is known to be busy.

good review

Sorry, I wasn't clear. I meant you can use the ID number that they give you to pay for all of your drinks and food for the quarter. I'm guessing you could ask to put a fake name in the system if you want to remain anonymous. I'd be interested in the answer if you do ask someone.

Actually, for Lust, I've always paid with a credit card, and that's all they need. I don't know if you can pay with cash, or with a pre-paid credit card, or with something else if you don't want them to know your name. After you've paid, I think they still know your name from the system, but you can use the ID number that they give you to do all future payments.

The membership requires a south swab (swab of your undercarriage, because we don't want skanky balls on the Lust couches).

Actually, I just did

samella2, you are a douchebag. Wow, there's probably no place else in the country where the douchebags are as bad as in samella2's house, when it comes to the douchebag factor: douchebag x douchebag / douchebag

good review

good review

good review

good review

great review

Good first review