Pretty Boring & Disappointing Overall

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, NJ

PH lounge has been described extensively. Ample parking outside, $10 cover which includes 2 waters, BYOB (multiple liquor stores nearby). Very basic place with no frills, and bathroom is in sorry shape. The bar/small stages…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, NJ

First time visiting Clancy’s. It’s a very unassuming place in a residential neighborhood which looks like a corner bar from outside. Wouldn’t know it’s a strip club at all without reading these reviews. Parked on…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, PA

Visited cheerleaders on a Tuesday evening to check out their 2 for $25 deal. It’s very close to the stadiums in Philly with ample parking in a strip mall. Walked through metal detector and paid…

If you are looking for a casual night out with a buddy, keep driving. This place is less of an entertainment venue and more of a high-pressure sales floor designed to separate you from your…

I didn't go next door to the Slipper, but assuming they are similar. Pretty safe area of downtown Boston and walking distance from my hotel which was nice. Also a pretty good by the slice…

First time I had been to Centerfolds on a night other than Friday or Saturday. A little less crowded than I was used to, even up until midnight. I typically go straight to the rail and…

Haven't been in a strip club in a while and on a lonely Friday night decided to head to Centerfolds instead of heading home. Got to the club about 8 or 9pm, a bit early…