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82 reviews by MassiveHardOn

Delilah's Den

Toms River, NJ

Come in between shifts

6.0/10

So the best way to sample this club is to catch the back end of the day dhift and the front end of the night shift. If you arrive before 7pm the cover is 15…

MassiveHardOnMassiveHardOnVeteran Reviewer· 7 yrs ago 2 2

Centerfolds Cabaret

Pleasantville, NJ

Maui

6.0/10

Stopped in after a long absence from this place and was hoping for an upgrade in talent. Most of the ladies were older milfs with big bottoms and stretch marks everywhere. Friendly ladies willing…

MassiveHardOnMassiveHardOnVeteran Reviewer· 7 yrs ago 1

Delilah's Den

Toms River, NJ

Quality Entertainment

8.3/10

DDTR had been going downhill for a bit as the dancer pool was starting to hustle customers for larger tips and higher count dances which caused me to flee for a few months. Glad to…

MassiveHardOnMassiveHardOnVeteran Reviewer· 8 yrs ago 1

Delilah's Den Of Hazlet

Keansburg, NJ

Anna's Back

7.3/10

Delilah's Den Hazlet left me disappointed last Thursday as the talent pool was mediocre at best. I should have known better being a weekday not to drop by, but I was bored and needed a…

MassiveHardOnMassiveHardOnVeteran Reviewer· 8 yrs ago 2

Sinsations

Keansburg, NJ

Too Tame - Need More Quality Naughtiness

6.7/10

So it was time to drop back and give Sinsations another attempt. I always stop here with a sense of "this place really could be GREAT", but wind up leaving somewhat disappointed. The truth is,…

MassiveHardOnMassiveHardOnVeteran Reviewer· 8 yrs ago 2

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, NJ

Weekdays are Best

7.7/10

Time for another GGR visit, only this time during a weekday rather than the usual weekend zoo of congestion. Way more laid back vibe, easy access to the ladies, the slower less packed bar actually gives…

MassiveHardOnMassiveHardOnVeteran Reviewer· 8 yrs ago 2

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, NJ

Inexpensive Nudie Bar

7.0/10

So GGR is becoming a place where someof the older dancers seem to be landing lately. Gabriella is a goddess but has to be reaching 45 by now. There was a lady named Star at…

MassiveHardOnMassiveHardOnVeteran Reviewer· 8 yrs ago

Delilah's Den Of Hazlet

Keansburg, NJ

Potential

7.0/10

I find that this place can be hit or miss - sometimes the right girl comes by and make the evening memorable and other times you ask yourself why you ever bothered wasting the drive…

MassiveHardOnMassiveHardOnVeteran Reviewer· 8 yrs ago 2

Titillations

Bloomfield, NJ

Eastern European Harem

7.3/10

Was in the general area and decided to make the trek to be Titillated - not super packed for a Friday night considering that the place was packed with 15-20 Gal Gadot types in blonde…

MassiveHardOnMassiveHardOnVeteran Reviewer· 8 yrs ago 4

Hott 22

Union, NJ

Not Pretty but gets the job done

7.0/10

First time up this way and had to stop by - place looks like a complete dump from the outside in a bowling alley parking lot. Made my way to the entrance and was tagged for…

MassiveHardOnMassiveHardOnVeteran Reviewer· 8 yrs ago

Delilah's Den

Toms River, NJ

Mixing It Up

6.7/10

Looks like DDTR is trying to get somenew ladies into the mix to keep things from getting stale - noticed they are rotating girls from Manville to TR now. Jenny - kind of looks like adult…

MassiveHardOnMassiveHardOnVeteran Reviewer· 8 yrs ago 1

Sinsations

Keansburg, NJ

Spinners

7.3/10

Dropped by for a quick visit to check out the latest talent pool - only three dancers in the area this evening. Summer - from Linden - African American spinner who will hustle you in the…

MassiveHardOnMassiveHardOnVeteran Reviewer· 9 yrs ago

Delilah's Den

Toms River, NJ

A few fresh faces

5.3/10

Looks like they cleaned out a few scammerstrying to ripoff customeres for more than the $20 LD fee (bye Mercedes) Saw some new ladies for a Saturday nite Shayna(?) - not sure if the name is correct…

MassiveHardOnMassiveHardOnVeteran Reviewer· 9 yrs ago 1

Delilah's Den

Toms River, NJ

Looking for something Fresh

6.3/10

It's been forever since my last run over to DDTR - hoping to catch some new talent in the Dancer's pool. Looks mostly like the usual suspects - as all oft he ladies that came by…

MassiveHardOnMassiveHardOnVeteran Reviewer· 9 yrs ago 1

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, NJ

Not as good as Cheeks, but has some of the old charm

5.0/10

So dropped back to the skeevy dump that is Showplace to come away feeling dirtier than ever. Instantaneously walking in the front door and being molested by Gabrielle who now looks 50 and is more…

MassiveHardOnMassiveHardOnVeteran Reviewer· 9 yrs ago 1

Delilah's Den Of Hazlet

Keansburg, NJ

Jamaican Island Vibe

6.0/10

Another quick run to Delilah's Hazlet (or Keansburg) to end a long Saturday night. Caught the tail end of the shift before they were closing out for the evening and decided to find a hot…

MassiveHardOnMassiveHardOnVeteran Reviewer· 9 yrs ago 1

Sinsations

Keansburg, NJ

eXXXotica After Party

6.7/10

So I decided to drop back into Sinsations to see what the "eXXXotica After Party" was all about this evening. Decent crowd tonight - as they were giving out free T-shirts, quality food, reasonable drink…

MassiveHardOnMassiveHardOnVeteran Reviewer· 9 yrs ago 1

Fantasies

Keyport, NJ

Shower Show

7.0/10

It's been a very long time since hitting Fantasies for a little entertainment. No cover, lots of TV screens to catch MMA, a shower on stage, and the ladies parade on the top of the…

MassiveHardOnMassiveHardOnVeteran Reviewer· 9 yrs ago

Foxtail Go Go

Manville, NJ

Meh!

5.7/10

Tried Foxtails out for a quick visit to see if the tlent had changed at all. Same Latinas and WOC - ladies are always friendly with a moderate dollar parade. Noticing more of a push…

MassiveHardOnMassiveHardOnVeteran Reviewer· 9 yrs ago 4

Delilah's Den

Manville, NJ

Worth Another Visit

6.3/10

Saturday evening, in the area, decided to drive by and see if the evening lineup was any better than the previous day visits made to this extablishment. Dropped the $15 entry fee and another $5…

MassiveHardOnMassiveHardOnVeteran Reviewer· 9 yrs ago 1 2

Delilah's Den

Toms River, NJ

Schoolgirl Nite

5.7/10

Bored on a Thursday - so hit DDTR for Back to School Nite - Small catered food bin in the back with some eats - fairly crowded, but the girls said noone was doing dances…

MassiveHardOnMassiveHardOnVeteran Reviewer· 9 yrs ago 3

Delilah's Den Of Hazlet

Keansburg, NJ

Rotating Doors

6.7/10

So DD Hazlet seems to be cycling thru a lot of ladies lately - they last a couple opf weeks and move on. Variety isn't a bad thing - just an observation. Simona: was a hottie…

MassiveHardOnMassiveHardOnVeteran Reviewer· 9 yrs ago 3

Centerfolds

Neptune, NJ

Fire Show Belly Dancer Flopped

5.7/10

Hit CF's again on a Saturday night - parking lot overrun with no parking - wondering what the commotion was all about - well evidently they had a middle eastern belly dancer who lit a…

MassiveHardOnMassiveHardOnVeteran Reviewer· 9 yrs ago

Rumors

Roxbury, NJ

Marvelous Monika

5.7/10

Travelled up for a try at the $25 lapdance action again at Rumors. The ladies are more familiar now and willing to relax more in the LD sessions. Monika: My fav here was back from Venezuela…

MassiveHardOnMassiveHardOnVeteran Reviewer· 9 yrs ago 2

Club 15

Lake Hopatcong, NJ

Get out of Traffic Stop

5.7/10

So it's late afternoon in the middle of the week and Route 15 is piling up with traffic feeding into I-80... it is the summer and out of state lunatics are clogging every travel artery…

MassiveHardOnMassiveHardOnVeteran Reviewer· 9 yrs ago 4
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