Reviews

I hadn't been to Atlantis since they raised the price of the dances. I was pleased to see the dancer quality is up. Tried the $100 room for the first time. Wish I had known…

Dancer quality seemed down this visit. But I always seem to have a good time at Mons. And the girls are still probably the hottest. Typical high contact dances nude dances, $20 each (you should…

I always got a weird vibe from this place, like it was hard to get a dance and the dancers didn't want to make money. In the past, I got one good 15-minute/$75 dance, and…

Somehow I always find my way back to Mons. I think we bump our expectations too high. "It's not that great." But it is that great. $20 dances (don't pay more than $20, it's bad…

The extras are the key to this club, and they're hit or miss. Last time got a BJ as part of a regular dance, didn't even ask for extra money, but some of the girls…

I normally wouldn't visit this club - it's a little out of the way - but a dancer I know suggested I visit her there. Place was small but pretty nice. Laid back vibe. There…

This place is so hit or miss, I still don't understand it. When it's right, though, it's quickly becoming my favorite club anywhere. There's usually enough very hot dancers, and you get so much for…

My expectations weren't that high, but I was pleasantly surprised by XTC. It was during the South by South West festival, so I don't know if that changed things or not. It's pricey, so not…

I found my way down to Miami and was excited to re-live one of my favorite strip club experiences. It had been years ago, but the two times I had been to Tootsie's, I was…

Living in Tampa, now, I thought I'd be unimpressed by a quaint little Houston club. But I was pleasantly surprised with the Men's Club. Very nice club, which I don't really care about. Dancers were…

This place is crazy and is bizarre, but it's really growing on me. I go to get a dance from this hot blonde, and within seconds she's puking in the trash can. Disaster, I'm thinking.…

Weird, weird visit. There was almost nobody there. Maybe 5 dancers, maybe 5 patrons. Shockingly, I'd classify two of the dancers as really hot, like Mons quality. I hit the ATM and pull out something…