Finding the One at La Isla
La Isla is up in the hills of Medellin, about a 10 minute Uber ride from Poblado. It's the biggest gentleman's club in Colombia, with the most chicas. As you enter you are wanded and patted down by security, though no ID check. After paying the 50000 COP entry you are given a tyvek bracelet on your wrist to show you paid. This is only the cover and does not include any drinks.
This particular night I arrived between 8-9pm and there were about 50 chicas and 40 customers, which numbers increased as the night progressed but not a lot. As usual I spent the first hour or so having a drink, walking around, sitting down to watch the stage and tip dancers as they came around, and chatting up a few chicas that came over to sit with me briefly. Basically doing a full recon to identify a few options. The quality of the girls was mostly in the 7-8 range, with maybe 10% in the 8 - 8.5 range. Lots of silicone. I wasn't too impressed, but did manage to narrow the field down to 2 or 3. I was determined to session tonight no matter what.
After an hour I wasn't quite ready to pull the trigger and make my choice, so I sat down, got a second drink and watched the stage for awhile. At one point I saw a very hot brunette on stage that was very much my type, a solid 8.5. I'll call her "A". After stage the girls go around the entire club for tips, giving brief or longer dances to each guy willing to tip and according to how much they tip. You could be waiting a minute or 30 minutes for a dancer to get to you. Fortunately in this case, "A" came right in my direction first, after first stopping in the ladies room to clean up the sweat from dancing. She came with her not so nice friend though. I gave A the eye and nod to make sure she came over, and soon she was on my lap giving me a nice grind. I run my hands over her body as she grinds on me, but within ten seconds her friend is basically shouting at me Propina ! Propina ! I tell her to relax I'm going to tip but she keeps shouting back for me to tip. At this point we get into a heated argument in Spanish that lasts a good 30 seconds while she tries to lecture me about tipping, and I throw it back at her that she's pushy and out of line. The friend eventually storms off, meanwhile A is still on my lap lol. I figured I probably didn't make a good impression on A, but she was all sweet and warm, and I invite her to have a drink. Amazingly not only does she accept but she doesn't even bother to do her round for tips. At this point I knew she was the one.
"A" was about 5'4, slim, tan, black hair, mid-twenties, attractive and GREAT natural D rack. It's rare to find naturally busty women in Colombia, but occasionally you find one. Friendly, fun and great attitude. We hung out for awhile and then made a deal to take her out for the night for 350 US. The club always has very nice cars to take you back home after the club, though they are more expensive than regular rides. Back at my apartment we hung out, cuddled in bed and watched a movie, then did one round, which was all I needed. CBJ only which I passed on, but great baby oil tittyfuck. This night I did not negotiate up front on price or services, which is usually recommended, but I wasn't in the mood and I got most of what I wanted and had a good time.
Cost Summary:
Entry 50000
1 juice 40000
1 beer 40000
1 chica drink 40000
Dancer tips about 50000
Club salida 200000
Ride home 40000
Chica 350 US
TOTAL 460,000 COP + 350 US = 460 US
