Reviews by boredxx

Ended up here the weekend after Canada Day and thought this club was definitely over hyped based on all the reviews. Though no parking surcharge, there was a cover on a Sunday Night at 10…

After a disappointing trip to Cheetahs Hallendale, we decided to see if Tootsie's lived up to its hype. Self-parked in a huge parking lot as big as the SC. Two police cruisers were outside monitoring…

After leaving Story at 3 am, we decided to visit another SC in the Greater Miami area - SCARLETT's. The cab ride took forever and cost like 100 bucks with tip, but we had 6…

We got there around 11 pm on a Sunday and self-parked with no cover for parking. Entered and paid the 10 buck cover charge and proceeded into "MEH". As you enter a second set of…

Arrived with the boys around 9 pm or 10 pm on a Sunday and the place was not packed at all. We parked at the far end of the parking and walked over to the…

After our group left LIV, we headed to E11even since we heard it was the "best" stripclub in downtown Miami. As we got there around 3 am or 4 am, the entrance to the SC…

It was a Customer Appreciation Party @ Pure Gold tonight. And to help with the festivities, there was 2 for 1 dances since it was HUMP DAY! When we got in, there were no seats…

After the New York game at a local pub, we decided to hit up the Rail. Wow, quietest as I have ever seen here for 9:30 pm. Only about 20 patrons and 12 girls on…

Had some time to kill before the gym, so 3 buddies and I went for an excursion down to For Your Eyes in downtown. Been here before, but it's never been this dead on a…

Walked in just after 7:00 pm thinking that I shouldn't be the only one in there at that time, boy was I wrong. This place supposedly opens at 5 pm, but even on a Monday…

Touched down around 9 pm and found the place was almost empty. As time went on it started to get busy and busier. After sitting down, a short spinner by the name of L**** approached…

New Year, new faces with same ole dutty chairs and VIP room. But you dont cum for the ambiance! You cum for the GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS. Sat down with some buds trying to beat rush…

Got in around 11:00 pm just before midnight after the Casino because we won some money to spend. The club is a neighborhood hole in the wall bar situated in a residential community pretty much.…

Got in with a few buddies after work around 7 pm and wow, there were quite a number of dancers on duty walking around looking for prey on a Monday. Ordered some beers ($11.50 each)…

Got in on a Tuesday at 10:30 pm and the music was loud and top 40 and hiphop and dat got all the university kids up and hyped. As u pull up to the joint,…

Hit up loco again at 8 pm with some buddies after work. New crew working the floor and they didnt disappoint. Wanted a dance from a brunette bombshell 8 whom I met before at a…

While visiting Vegas, you must always pay a trip to the Rhino! It was about 2:30 am after we got out of Hakkasan (MGM) and since we were not tired of seeing hot women everywhere,…

Got in just after midnight with some buddies heading to Casino Rama. This place has a younger customber vibe since everybody in there looked like they were still finishing high school. Sat down and ordered…

Called the Limo to skip the $30+/person for cover for a bunch of us and so only paid 20 bucks in total. This was my 4th or 5th time here and so we knew the…

Ended up at Midway after a long day at work. Got in there around 10:45 pm. Hadn't been there in a minute and the place seemed like nothing really had changed except for maybe some…

Hit this place up on a Sunday night around 9 pm with some buddies. Cover?!? Who charges cover on a Sunday? Reluctantly gave up 3 bucks and made our way left of the doorman who…

Havent been to the Rail for awhile, so I decided to pay a visit in at 6 pm after work with a couple of buds. Sat down ordered a round of Corona @ $11.50 each.…

Got in around 9:30 pm and the place was 65% packed. Ordered a mixed drink and took a seat in the back middle facing the main stage. The girls avg'd 6.5 since it was still…

Decided to check out this place since it was so close to the airport (Literally across the street). Got in around 8:30 pm this past weekend. The football game was on, so I guess that…

As we pulled into the parking lot at Loco around 9 pm, it was almost completely full. We thought we would have to go elsewhere since it was packed full of customers and dancers. But…