Called the Limo to skip the...

Called the Limo to skip the $30+/person for cover for a bunch of us and so only paid 20 bucks in total. This was my 4th or 5th time here and so we knew the routine. Finding a table was actually easy, but not surprising since it was a Thursday @ 1 am. We tipped the Bouncer 20 bucks for finding us a table which was across from pervert row on the left side of the stage that was across from the main bar facing the main stage. There was an unusual amount of Asian girls this night though and we started to get our fill and wanted some more variety. Regardless of race though, I've seen more spinners at Spearmint Rhino usually, so I wasn't expecting much. Got a round of beers and shots since the Bachelor was losing his buzz and we wanted to get the night started. Tons of girls stopped by and asked for dances and/or to chit chat, but none really caught my eye since I didn't have yellow fever. An Asian 8 told me that she wanted to give me a "tour" even though I've had tours before. She said that her tour would be better than all the rest and that I would never forget it. So I took her on her offer and was pretty disappointed with her version of a "tour". She gave me three dances in one of the skyboxes and was pretty mechanical about it. I've had better in my hometown! So that was the only dance I got. Bought some for the bachelor and crossed my fingers that they'd show him a better time on their "tours". He came back with a smile on his face, so I guess I didn't have any luck this night. Ah wells, Rhino didn't disappoint Friday night! Definitely would come back to Sapphire since it's the largest Stripclub in the world!