Reviews by unclewillSea

This club is chill. I am a longtime veteran. Clubs in Seattle are just different. Until recently you couldn't drink alcohol in a strip club. Now you can but Pandoras don't have their license...

This place is slipping. 6 Dancers working. Rooms are 2x the price of their local competition. Selection of dancers is going down because they are not making any money either. Ok so. $21...

I got a text from a sexy Lil Filipina Momma that was lonely. She is hit and miss at this club. Used to be a daytime regular. Then worked nights. Now she works when...

You all knows how this goes. This review will be explicit. Seattle club don't need to worry bout Vice. Seattle don't have any police. So you judges out there, realize this ain't Mayberry....

I was in the Kittens area after a Mariner Game. **Caution- This Review WIll Be Detailed** Seattle Clubs are full service clubs. Police do not bust clubs anymore. Clubs turn the other way as long...

This is my go to place in Seattle. Rio left Kittens so not the reason s to go there. Pandora is a old Chinese restaurant. On Lake City way. Pothole filled parking lot....

I stopped in to see a longtime friend. She has been mostly absent but has been making a comeback. $21 ,to get into the club. This include a soda. This review will be more...

This review was my xmas gift to myself. Rolled up to Pans. Seattle clubs ate full service clubs. Vice does not bust the clubs and the clubs ate ok wiyh women providing extras. Pandoras...

To my brothers at tuscl. Seattle Clubs and Pandoras are full service clubs. No one gets fired for what is reported here. Cops do not care. I heard one of my favorite big...

I hope I dont get in trouble for not mentioning prices considering I mentioned I spent 300-500 total on this trip. The layout is the same as mentioned in hundreds of reviews. Two stages....

I needed to see the Spanish Legend. She is a 5ft spanish speaking mami that is a legend in the PNW. Pandoras and other non chain strip clubs in Seattle are places where you...

I stopped in to check out the scene at lunchtime. Kittens is nextdoir to the Doghouse. Pub food and drinks there. Paid 11$ to get in. Big Islander girl took my money and brought...

* NOTE FOR ANYONE READING* *DANCERS DO NOT GET FIRED FROM THIS CLUB FOR PROVIDING EXTRAS. IT IS A GIVEN. THIS IS SEATTLE. L. E. DOES NOT CARE. THEREFORE THID REVIEW WILL BE MORE EXPLICIT....

What else can be said about this club If you are a visitor from out of town that likes low music, drinking, watching wild stage shows and making it rain....go back to where you are...

Daisha is back! She was out for a surgery. I missed that phat booty. I will tone down my review because the prudes around the country don't understand the differences between their clubs and Washington...

Just my usual explicit review because anyone can read previous reviews on this site and realize that in Seattle....strippers fuck. I got an itch and drove into pandoras. There were a bunch of younger...

PleaseNote: Seattle strip club scene is different from other places. LE rarely if ever bust girls. Seattle has a huge police shortage. Clubs don't several alcohol. The services in the private rooms can be full service...

I had to get my game on. I was looking ti get some action. I am usually a dayshift patron but hit it at night at about 9pm. Space in the parking lot. There...

Bruh, bruh. Do I got something for a woman with a ASS for days. THIS REVIEW WILL BE GRAPHIC BECAUSE CLUBS IN SEATTLE ARE FULL SERVICE. MANAGEMENT AND LAW ENFORCEMENT DONT CARE....

I was out drinking with some friends. On the way home my car turned into pandoras. I popped in a Vitamin V. There were about 15-20 cars in the lot. There is a car...

I went to the Mariners Game and watched them beat the Yankees in the afternoon. Afterwards went and got some drinks with some friends. It was about 8pm and I needed some fun....

I stopped into Sugars. The neighborhood is not great. Streetwalkers insame area. I would be cautious after dark. I parked 2 blocks away at Oak Tree. The club does not have their own parking...

I stopped by Pandoras for a late lunch. Everyone knows that Seattle has Full Service Clubs. Management just looks the other way. Daytime is the best time to go. Not all dancers do it. The...

It had been a while since I hit Pandoras. The talent has been so so lately. The cover is $10. You have to buy a $5 soda during the day. The place is am...