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94 reviews by unclewillSea

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Alcohol Free Martini.

Just my usual explicit review because anyone can read previous reviews on this site and realize that in Seattle....strippers fuck. I got an itch and drove into pandoras. There were a bunch of younger dancers…

3 yrs ago2

Sugar's

Seattle, WA

Lunchtime playtime

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

PleaseNote: Seattle strip club scene is different from other places. LE rarely if ever bust girls. Seattle has a huge police shortage. Clubs don't several alcohol. The services in the private rooms can be full service depending…

3 yrs ago7

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Tatted Sex Machine

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I had to get my game on. I was looking ti get some action. I am usually a dayshift patron but hit it at night at about 9pm. Space in the parking lot. There were…

3 yrs ago8

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Big Booty White Thot

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Bruh, bruh. Do I got something for a woman with a ASS for days. THIS REVIEW WILL BE GRAPHIC BECAUSE CLUBS IN SEATTLE ARE FULL SERVICE. MANAGEMENT AND LAW ENFORCEMENT DONT CARE. I…

3 yrs ago7

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

3 pops.

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I was out drinking with some friends. On the way home my car turned into pandoras. I popped in a Vitamin V. There were about 15-20 cars in the lot. There is a car attendant…

4 yrs ago6

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Double Pop Wednesday

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I went to the Mariners Game and watched them beat the Yankees in the afternoon. Afterwards went and got some drinks with some friends. It was about 8pm and I needed some fun. For…

4 yrs ago9

Sugar's

Seattle, WA

You Don't Need to Bring your Visa. They have one for you.

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I stopped into Sugars. The neighborhood is not great. Streetwalkers insame area. I would be cautious after dark. I parked 2 blocks away at Oak Tree. The club does not have their own parking lot. You…

4 yrs ago2

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Have Faith

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I stopped by Pandoras for a late lunch. Everyone knows that Seattle has Full Service Clubs. Management just looks the other way. Daytime is the best time to go. Not all dancers do it. The ones…

4 yrs ago3

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Blonde Milf Tuesday

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

It had been a while since I hit Pandoras. The talent has been so so lately. The cover is $10. You have to buy a $5 soda during the day. The place is am old…

4 yrs ago6

Sugar's

Seattle, WA

Better than the Dancing Bare

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

So everyone in Seattle knows this location used to be known as the Dancing Bare. Recently it was taken over by the same people that own Kittens A) Location. North Seattle on Aurora Ave. This ain't…

4 yrs ago7

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

They are slipping. Not enough dancers.

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I stopped into Pandoras and was disappointed. It was a Tuesday. They have the place decorated for Halloween. The lady manager was outside having a smoke. She came in and took my money. 10$ to…

4 yrs ago3

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, TX

ONE TIME VISIT

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I went to this place a few month back. It is not my normal scene. I usually frequent seedy dirty clubs. Our car dropped us off. I am not used to eating in a club.…

5 yrs ago1

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Meh. It served its purpose.

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I stopped in on a Sunday. It was a sunny day. Pandoras is on Lake City Way. I was up north and got the itch to play. I paid my $10 entry and bought my…

5 yrs ago3

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Goodtimes with Allie

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I stopped by Pandoras. Lady Manager was workijg. 10$ entry fee plus 5$ for a non alcoholic drink. (Washington State Rules) There were about 2 or 3 other customers in there. They have 1 stage. Girls…

5 yrs ago4

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Pandoras VIP

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

This place is finally open and has VIP Rooms. Just north of DT Seattle. Not Fancy and has a dirty vibe to it. 10$ cover and then 5$ soda. About 8-10 dancers. They have the…

5 yrs ago1

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Snow Day

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Snow. Day. Paid the 10$ entry. Bought the mandatory 5$ soda. 2 stages. Lap Dances start at 20$. Altho I am not there for a $20 airdance. Walked in. Place was dead. It had…

6 yrs ago1

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Shooting Star for Happy Hour

★★★★★★★★★★10.0/10

I went into my old stomping grounds. Paid my 10$ cover and got my 5$ sda. No booze in Wa Clubs for those that don't know. This pace during the daytie is good for extras.…

6 yrs ago1

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Redhead fun

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I stopped by Kittens just to get some play. Came in about 6pm. Two stages. Nice mix of dancers. Thin ones, big ones ,AA, mixed, latina and snowbunnies. Picked out a AA dancer I knew.…

6 yrs ago5

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Real Talk.

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

I want to be clear. I could be wordy wordy wordy and write 10 paragraphs to make the review Nazi's happy. But I ain't here for them and neither is anyone else. What I say…

7 yrs ago2

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Unique still has what it takes

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I stopped in to check things out. It was a weekday. I checked things put. Paid my $11 to get in and bought me a soda. The selection was ok. AK was in but busy…

7 yrs ago8

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

My Faith Was Restored

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I stopped in to get some pre 4th of July fun. The place was slow. 5 or 6 dancers. Fewer customers. Inpaid my 10$ cover and bought a refillable soda for another 10$. I sat…

7 yrs ago2

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Sorry, Not Sorry

★★★★★★★★★★10.0/10

So I stopped in the get some action. Paid my 10$ entry fee and 5$ soda fee. The club is kinda run down but I ain't one of those guys that are concerned about that.…

7 yrs ago

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Got What I needed

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I stopped in to Kittens. Ther is a bar restaurant next door. I went in. It was afternoon. Cover was 11$. Bought a Soda. Left a tip for the waitress. Thee were 10-15 dacers. Some…

7 yrs ago2

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Found some love

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I stopped in after happy hour. Most the daytime women were gone. Some new ones were in. Selena seems to have a bestie working. London was dancing. So was Martina. I checked out the choices…

7 yrs ago

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Saw a Gem

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I showed up on a mining expedition. I paid my entry fee of 10$. They asked which size I wanted, I chose a small for 5$. I went in. A Kitty offered her services, but I…

7 yrs ago3