Reviews by unclewillSea

Bruh, bruh. Do I got something for a woman with a ASS for days. THIS REVIEW WILL BE GRAPHIC BECAUSE CLUBS IN SEATTLE ARE FULL SERVICE. MANAGEMENT AND LAW ENFORCEMENT DONT CARE. I…

I was out drinking with some friends. On the way home my car turned into pandoras. I popped in a Vitamin V. There were about 15-20 cars in the lot. There is a car attendant…

I went to the Mariners Game and watched them beat the Yankees in the afternoon. Afterwards went and got some drinks with some friends. It was about 8pm and I needed some fun. For…

I stopped into Sugars. The neighborhood is not great. Streetwalkers insame area. I would be cautious after dark. I parked 2 blocks away at Oak Tree. The club does not have their own parking lot. You…

I stopped by Pandoras for a late lunch. Everyone knows that Seattle has Full Service Clubs. Management just looks the other way. Daytime is the best time to go. Not all dancers do it. The ones…

It had been a while since I hit Pandoras. The talent has been so so lately. The cover is $10. You have to buy a $5 soda during the day. The place is am old…

So everyone in Seattle knows this location used to be known as the Dancing Bare. Recently it was taken over by the same people that own Kittens A) Location. North Seattle on Aurora Ave. This ain't…

I stopped into Pandoras and was disappointed. It was a Tuesday. They have the place decorated for Halloween. The lady manager was outside having a smoke. She came in and took my money. 10$ to…

I went to this place a few month back. It is not my normal scene. I usually frequent seedy dirty clubs. Our car dropped us off. I am not used to eating in a club.…

I stopped in on a Sunday. It was a sunny day. Pandoras is on Lake City Way. I was up north and got the itch to play. I paid my $10 entry and bought my…

I stopped by Pandoras. Lady Manager was workijg. 10$ entry fee plus 5$ for a non alcoholic drink. (Washington State Rules) There were about 2 or 3 other customers in there. They have 1 stage. Girls…

This place is finally open and has VIP Rooms. Just north of DT Seattle. Not Fancy and has a dirty vibe to it. 10$ cover and then 5$ soda. About 8-10 dancers. They have the…

Snow. Day. Paid the 10$ entry. Bought the mandatory 5$ soda. 2 stages. Lap Dances start at 20$. Altho I am not there for a $20 airdance. Walked in. Place was dead. It had…

I went into my old stomping grounds. Paid my 10$ cover and got my 5$ sda. No booze in Wa Clubs for those that don't know. This pace during the daytie is good for extras.…

I stopped by Kittens just to get some play. Came in about 6pm. Two stages. Nice mix of dancers. Thin ones, big ones ,AA, mixed, latina and snowbunnies. Picked out a AA dancer I knew.…

I want to be clear. I could be wordy wordy wordy and write 10 paragraphs to make the review Nazi's happy. But I ain't here for them and neither is anyone else. What I say…

I stopped in to check things out. It was a weekday. I checked things put. Paid my $11 to get in and bought me a soda. The selection was ok. AK was in but busy…

I stopped in to get some pre 4th of July fun. The place was slow. 5 or 6 dancers. Fewer customers. Inpaid my 10$ cover and bought a refillable soda for another 10$. I sat…

So I stopped in the get some action. Paid my 10$ entry fee and 5$ soda fee. The club is kinda run down but I ain't one of those guys that are concerned about that.…

I stopped in to Kittens. Ther is a bar restaurant next door. I went in. It was afternoon. Cover was 11$. Bought a Soda. Left a tip for the waitress. Thee were 10-15 dacers. Some…

I stopped in after happy hour. Most the daytime women were gone. Some new ones were in. Selena seems to have a bestie working. London was dancing. So was Martina. I checked out the choices…

I showed up on a mining expedition. I paid my entry fee of 10$. They asked which size I wanted, I chose a small for 5$. I went in. A Kitty offered her services, but I…

I have been doing other things and haven't been in the clubs much. Stopped in cuz I was in the area. Nothing much has changed Walked in. Paid my 10$ cover and 5$ for a…

I stopped in on a Friday afternoon for some relief. Paid my 10$ entry fee and 5$ for a soda. This place isn't far from DT Seattle and is worth it for the daytime extras.…

Stopped in today. 10$ entry fee. 5$ soda. Saw a asian named Faith. She needs to step up her game. Dallas was in. She is starting to show a bit. Monse was in. She is…