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231 reviews by captainfun

Atlantis

Ford Heights, IL

good spot in far south Chicago suburbs

I hadn't been to Atlantis in years but recently checked it out late night on a Wednesday. Free, big parking lot. $10 cover charge taken from a middle aged woman up front. A host type…

1 yr ago

Club 390

Chicago Heights, IL

good club in deep south suburbs

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

It had been a month or two since my last visit but had a Wednesday night free so decided to check it out again. I was there from about 9 pm - 3:30 am with…

1 yr ago1

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, IL

Songs cut WAY too short!

★★★★★★★4.0/10

I was at Knockouts on a Monday during their happy hour time (4-6 pm) and decided to stop into Carl's to check it out for a short time after. I arrived around 5:30 pm. I…

1 yr ago1

Deja Vu Showgirls Nashville

Nashville, TN

Nashville is not the right city for this hobby

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I had been to this club 2-3 years and had a decent, albeit fairly tame, time so was hopeful to repeat on a recent three night work trip to Nashville. I ubered over to the…

1 yr ago

Tropical Bar

Tijuana, BC

Nice alternative to HK and Chicago (though part of the HK company)

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Had a recent work trip to southern California so added two days on the front end of my work trip to visit Tijuana. Once over the border I take the bus up to Revolucion and…

1 yr ago8

FKK Sharks

Darmstadt, DE

Another great outing at FKK Sharks

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I had a non-work trip to Europe and booked my return flight home via Frankfurt with a 21 hour layover. This was only 2-3 weeks after my recent two day bender in Tijuana so was…

1 yr ago6

Fantasy

Hammond, IN

First time back in a while

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I hadn't been to this club in years. My recollection was that it used to be really fun, then got quite lame and my sense now is that it may be trying to come back…

1 yr ago

Club 390

Chicago Heights, IL

new appreciation for a quality club

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I hadn't been to this club in a minute but recently had a chance to spend time there on Wednesday and Saturday nights. The Wednesday was frigid cold, the Saturday was a balmy 33 degrees…

1 yr ago

Body Erotic club

Lisbon, PT

decent club in Lisbon, Portugal

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Visited this club just before Christmas, 2024. The club is tucked into a regular Lisbon city street which seems more residential than commercial. Upon entry a middle aged man greeted me at the door. It…

1 yr ago2

Pussycat Lounge

Louisville, KY

Chilly night stop in to the Pussycat Lounge

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

First time visitor to this club. Went in on Tuesday night. Free parking. Outdoor covered smoking patio on the street side of the building. $5 cover. Same club owner as Thorobred's which has the same…

1 yr ago2

Thorobred Lounge

Louisville, KY

seems to have the most going for it in the area

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

First time visitor to this club. I tore through Louisville hitting quite a few clubs over several nights - Thorobred, Pussycat, Rustic Frog, PTs, Foxy's and Club 7. I didn't get dances at Rustic Frog…

1 yr ago

Club 7

Louisville, KY

New club opening in Louisville

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

New club that just opened up in Louisville set among the other cluster of clubs within 1-2 miles. I think this may have been a prior club that got remodeled but not sure. The parking…

1 yr ago1

T & A Cabaret

Phoenix, AZ

Club Latina

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

First time visitor on a recent Wednesday night around 10 pm. Free parking in smallish lot out back. Quite a bit of construction on the road from which one enters. I don't recall whether there…

1 yr ago

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, AZ

Fun, divey club. I'll be back

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I went to Bandaids on back to back days. Around 9 pm on a Tuesday and the next day around 1:30. On Tuesday it was an $8 cover and $5 beers. On Wednesday during the…

1 yr ago

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, AZ

Not in Phoenix but I'd go back

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

First time visitor to Bourbon St on a recent back to back Tuesday and Wednesday nights. I arrived around 9 pm on Tuesday and aroud midnight on Wednesday. Spacious, free parking lot. $8 cover both…

1 yr ago2

XO A Gentleman's Club

Linden, NJ

Unique experience at a pretty slow club

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

First time visitor to this place. Stopped by earlier in the night but was turned off by their $23 cover and no alcohol. Ended going to the other area clubs and came back later in…

1 yr ago

Taboo

Linden, NJ

Not as fun as first visit but still solid

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Had a great time on my first visit to this place a few months ago so was excited to check it out again. Went on a recent Thursday. Free parking and if there was a…

1 yr ago2

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

Fun time. Not cheap.

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

First time visitor to this club on a recent Sunday night. I had passes for free entry into numerous other clubs but chose this one based on what I had from reviews. It seemed more…

1 yr ago

Breathless

Rahway, NJ

I like it

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

First time visitor late on a recent Thursday night. I had already cycled through the Linden area clubs and was saving Breathless for the end of the night. My impression was that it would be…

1 yr ago

Cheeques

Linden, NJ

Tame club. Would give it another try if I was in the area

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

First time visitor to this place on a recent Thursday night. Arrived around 10 pm. Free parking and no cover charge. This was the first of several clubs that I planned to check out so…

1 yr ago5

Just Enuff Cabaret Rockford

Rockford, IL

I liked it

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I spent the day dirt bike riding at trails a few miles south of here and decided to check this place out as a first time visitor on a recent Saturday shortly after the place…

1 yr ago

Black Betty's

Sayerville, NJ

cool spot

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I had a few hours to kill on a recent Sunday afternoon before my flight but realized that the number of clubs that are open on Sunday are limited. I did find Black Betty's which…

1 yr ago1

Paradizio

Irvington, NJ

Hard to recommend

★★★★★★★3.7/10

This was the last stop in my tour de NJ on a recent weekend trip. Had about 90 minutes to kill before my flight out of Newark and I knew that Paradizio was open on…

1 yr ago

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, NJ

First time visitor

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

First time visitor to Playhouse on a recent Saturday. I was at Taboo and Purple Orchid the evening before so was continuing my journey through the area while juggling time with family and friends. About 15…

1 yr ago4

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, PA

Yep, I'll be back

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Arrived at 11 pm on a recent Friday night. Free to park. $5 cover charge. Fairly crowded but enough room to move around. 10-12 dancers, every stool taken and 20-30 customers standing at any point…

1 yr ago2