Reviews by AfricanLovePimppp

This is African Love Pimp with a ImSlummingIt Review. This place is off Conant in Detroit. I thought I was going to get shot when I stepped out of my truck. I walked in, paid…

I have mixed feelings. The club was clean and the management was cool as hell. The stage was filled with black, white and latina skanks that were 7 to 10. The problem I have is…

I am from Detroit visiting this country ass hick town Knoxville. I visited the Mouses Ear with family members and friends. I will give you the Good, the bad and the fucked up. The Good: The…

Ok this place is starting to grow on me. This place never charges me to get in. I don't know why, because I come in the day and night time. But who gives a fuck.…

Holy Ass Crack Batman! I thought I was at Flight Club for 5 minutes when I saw a fine ass black spinner dancing on the pole, but then reality set in when a fat walrus…

During the day there was free parking, free entry and no VIP tax. If you are a cheap ass motherfucker, this will be right up your alley. But remember Spider-Man, "with cheap places come cheap…

Maybe it's me, but I didn't see a difference between Penthouse and Flight Club or Bogarts for that matter. The skank hoes were absolutely average except for the high ass price tag. I have a…

First things first, DON'T pull your dick out in here. I don't care how drunk you are, don't do it. You would think white people have never seen a black dick before. This is not…

I was visiting a few of my friends in Sag Nasty, (If you don't know what that is, you are not from here and you should take your ass on home now) and I decided…

All I can say is the place was jumpping like a hot mexican Donald Trump jumping grab her pussy jumping bean. There was a DJ named Foolish that was talking too much. Like every 10…

I just saw the Indians get their asses handed to them by the Cubs for game 6 of the World Series at Buffalo Wild Wings, so I decided to check out a new place (For…

Went to Chicago to sell some crack and decided to stop at Arnies. When you walk in, there is a bar to the right. A sunk in stage to the left. All black skank hoes.…

I gotta stay out of these strip clubs. I have a fucking problem (Like 2 Chainz said). I have a FUCKING problem. I thought counseling would work, until I fucked my counselor. Damn. Anyway, I…

Ok, I will try to keep this review short, but this was the best trip I had ever. I am from Detroit and I visited my friend in LA. We drove almost 3 hours to…

Holy Shit Batman! How many times do I have to go to the ATM! This doesn't make any since! Pretty women everywhere. 90% Black. 10% Don't have a clue. Anyway, If you like black rap…

I have decided to go back to the lounge to see if things have changed. Yes it did, but for the worse! 3 girls on deck all 3 were black and huge. Like Donald Trump…

I decided to go to the Hot Spot to see the show and to my surprise, there was not much show to see. There were 3 girls (2 black and one white) and two customers.…

I used to visit this place years ago, but now it has totally gone to the crapper. The VIP does not have any privacy anymore. It has beads for a curtain over the entire area.…

The club is very small compared to the typical clubs I visit (i'm from Detroit). One stage, small rectangle in the right of the club and a bar to the right. There was about 8…

I will skip the way the club looks because it has been told by every one. I paid my $5 and expected more of the same. Skank hoe's were not to be found. Maybe they…