Oh Shit!

Holy Ass Crack Batman! I thought I was at Flight Club for 5 minutes when I saw a fine ass black spinner dancing on the pole, but then reality set in when a fat walrus of a beyoch slothed her way to my table. I screamed in terror, slapped the monster and ran to the bathroom.

There are some ugly, and I mean ugly hoes in here. These skanks don't look good, even if you have drank yourself into a comma. I know i was drunk as a white girl and I still said no to a bitch who said full service for .6. I wish I was blind, but my dick has eyes so I couldn't stomach it.

These hoes are ugly.