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DickDarlington

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12 yrs ago
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The Harem Dayton
5813 N Dixie Dr, Dayton, OH 45414, USA*
My first visit here requires me...
My first visit here requires me to warn you about two girls that made this my worst club visit. So, I had one good dance and decided to settle down. That's when bad things happened. These two Barbie-looking blonde girls working in tandem tricked me out of my money by saying the dance was one price beforehand and a different price afterwards. They were offering two girls for the price of one, and then they both wanted full price. I even clearly heard $20 beforehand, but somehow (because they lied) the total ended up being $80. Beware their scam. I could have chosen not to pay, according to the club staff I complained about afterwards, but at the time, I was made to feel that I'd get ejected, beaten, arrested, etc. They even gave different names before and after. I heard names like Sara, Sasha, and Chanel. One had very big yet very poor fake tits. Beware the girls there who charge $40 for a 2-for-1 there in general (according to the other dancers) because they apparently think they're better than everyone, and that poor attitude shows through in the dance too. While sitting around afterwards, a girl with a bad face and holding a cigarette pressed herself up against me and tried to sell really hard. She had a great body that felt good, but I just wanted her to go. She didn't leave quickly enough so I ended up smelling like an ashtray the rest of the night. Smoking is permitted throughout the club, including cigars. Again, something else I wasn't fond of. Cheeks, at least, has designated areas for smoking so that the non-smokers can try to not get a faceful of smoke. There were other girls there who were quite nice (and who shared my negative opinion of those Barbie skanks); however, the two skanky crooks (or pretty girls with black souls) pretty much wiped me out. Two actually nice girls there, Raven and Dynasty, helped cheer me up. I got a dance from Dynasty. Both were pretty sweet and seemed like girls willing to go far to please a customer. However, even the best girls there seemed a tad high pressure. The sexy talk during the dances felt like a pressuring pitch for the VIP room. There's something to be said about living in the moment. It's hard to do that when you feel like you're trying to be sold on something else. Dynasty also liked to bite and gave me two hickeys despite me asking her not to leave any marks. My wife is fine with me going to clubs, but she wasn't happy about that (nor was I). After this short trip with several bad memories, I'm doubting I'll return. That's a shame because it seems like a place where one could really enjoy themself. However, I'll be honest. I'm not looking for as much as this place might offer. This place is in what I'd call an outskirts of the city type of area, but there were two cop cars sitting across from the whole time with another cop car circling it. I wonder if they have a lot of trouble.
12 yrs ago
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Sugar's Lounge
809 7th Street Parkersburg, WV 26101
Went to Sugars on Saturday night...
Went to Sugars on Saturday night over Easter weekend around 11 pm. This was my first club visit outside of Ohio. I was very taken aback by how it operates and is set up. There's a small entry way inside where you show ID and can then be buzzed in past the next door. The next room is sort of a small restaurant. It's $6 to enter the strip club. There's a small L-shaepd dance platform with seating both below and above it. It holds two dancers at a time, and if you're sitting at it, every dancer will expectantly hold open their money strap expecting a tip which I found presumptous though I often normally tip when sitting at the stage. I expected the inside to be pretty terrible since this is a small town in West Virginia. However, it was actually very nice and classy inside. There appeared to be 8 girls on hand. It wasn't very busy at all. After dancing, the girls vanish in the back and don't come out to socialize or hit up customers for dances. Now, I don't like pushy dancers, but I started to find out this pretty irritating. I wondered what was going on. I eventually asked a dancer, and you have to prepay the bartender for a private dance (which is $20 per song). This leaves no room for negotiating as far as I could tell. There are also signs everywhere declaring no touching. Only two girls there really matched my tastes. There was an amazing African-American lady with massive jugs and a pretty face. There was also a young thing (I guess 18-19) who was extremely cute. Her belly made her look like she was in the early stages of pregnancy though she passed it off as just a bit of pudge. Still, she was charming in body and smile. She also had a beautiful smooth shaved pussy. Now, I hadn't planned on being a big spender this evening, just sating my curiosity for this club, but I decided to get a dance after tipping the dancers for a while. I picked the curvy brickhouse. There are two cubicles for private dances at the top of tall flight of stairs. She asked me what I wanted. Again, this took me by surprise. Usually, dancers just deliver their "routine." Well, I told her and she delivered. She was very sweet, and for what it was, I thought it was pretty high mileage. Though obviously not real, her breasts certainly felt real. That was the extent of my visit. I'd certainly go back and pick her again to see if even more fun could be had.
14 yrs ago
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Cheeks Gentleman's Club
906 Watertower Ln West Carrollton, OH 45449
Decided to check this out based...
Decided to check this out based on other reviews. The two for $25 dances are nice. Greatest concentration of stunning girls in the Dayton/Cinci area I've seen. Friday/Saturday there were at least 30 girls to about 100 customers. The downside for chatty customers was that they are so busy there isn't much chance for conversation. I'll have to agree with others here that the VIP half-hours are financially a bad deal. I'll start with the beginning. I noticed a security car patrolling the parking lot. Inside, they make you empty your pockets and pass a metal detector. The main room has a long stage surrounded by upholstered chairs and small tables. The stage is raised higher than I find normal which it makes it necessary to stand to interact with the dancers. Due to law enforcement, girls can't be nude on stage. Strangely, smoking is allowed on the raised area up against the wall even though that's not legal. The smoke kind of made me ill, but I'm not issuing a complaint because I enjoyed the club so much. Still, it's a pretty poor implementation of a smoking area. The men's restroom in this area has stalls with either no locks or no doors. That needs fixing! Don't want any intimate encounters there. Otherwise, it was at least much better than a gas station restroom. There's a smaller stage that dancers take a sky-walk to reach. The VIP room is in the back. The other room is where there are pool tables, a boxing game, some type of lounge, and a mechanical bull. It's also where they private dance area is as well as counter that serves free food. I had a sandwich. I survived. There's another bathroom on this side, but I can't review it. Sometimes, they do a walk through of the private dance area. I'm pretty sure anyone attempting serious extras could likely be mutilated by large bouncers. I had dances from four girls. Three of them got multiples from me. They had great personalities and were otherwise very friendly in the dances :) YMMV with the girls here. I was offered no "prostitution" services nor did I ask for any. Some of the waitresses also work part time as dancers. Word of advice, girls seem to set their own hours. There was an influx of new girls around 9 or 10 pm. Place is open until 4 am. on Friday/Saturday. Many club visitors probably don't care about the girl's personalities so here's the physical lowdown. There were many blondes, some brunettes, and one redhead. Another recent review mentioned a different redhead. Very few flat chests. Lots of fake tits, but there were a few girls with large naturals and several with medium naturals. There were just a few petite girls. Most of the girls looked to be in their 20s, one looked 18, and one looked 50. There was a handful of African-American girls. There was one who might have been partially Asian. I saw two or three BBWs, but most of them left when the evening got later. 75% were attractive to me. However, I reserved most of my cash for the girls with whom I was able to have some good banter. Due to how busy the club was during this weekend visit, no girl sat to chat with me. About every 15 minutes, the DJ announces 2-for-1 specials, and the girls go hit up all the customers for dances. Apparently, the girls that don't get dances have to go up on stage. So, it seems that it's run like a dance mill version of a puppy mill. More than likely, each of the less popular girls will end up asking you for a dance about four times throughout the night. I did notice there were more female customers here than I've seen at other clubs. Then again, this club had more customers overall than any other club I've visited. Despite the negatives, I'm definitely going back. This place has the best selection of friendly beauties I've seen. The only trouble is actually finding them and getting their attention. Another patron I was talking with was complaining about spending the whole night trying to get a hold of a particular girl. I may try to go on a weekday in hopes they are less busy.

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