My first visit here requires me...

My first visit here requires me to warn you about two girls that made this my worst club visit. So, I had one good dance and decided to settle down. That's when bad things happened. These two Barbie-looking blonde girls working in tandem tricked me out of my money by saying the dance was one price beforehand and a different price afterwards. They were offering two girls for the price of one, and then they both wanted full price. I even clearly heard $20 beforehand, but somehow (because they lied) the total ended up being $80. Beware their scam. I could have chosen not to pay, according to the club staff I complained about afterwards, but at the time, I was made to feel that I'd get ejected, beaten, arrested, etc. They even gave different names before and after. I heard names like Sara, Sasha, and Chanel. One had very big yet very poor fake tits. Beware the girls there who charge $40 for a 2-for-1 there in general (according to the other dancers) because they apparently think they're better than everyone, and that poor attitude shows through in the dance too.

While sitting around afterwards, a girl with a bad face and holding a cigarette pressed herself up against me and tried to sell really hard. She had a great body that felt good, but I just wanted her to go. She didn't leave quickly enough so I ended up smelling like an ashtray the rest of the night. Smoking is permitted throughout the club, including cigars. Again, something else I wasn't fond of. Cheeks, at least, has designated areas for smoking so that the non-smokers can try to not get a faceful of smoke.

There were other girls there who were quite nice (and who shared my negative opinion of those Barbie skanks); however, the two skanky crooks (or pretty girls with black souls) pretty much wiped me out. Two actually nice girls there, Raven and Dynasty, helped cheer me up. I got a dance from Dynasty. Both were pretty sweet and seemed like girls willing to go far to please a customer. However, even the best girls there seemed a tad high pressure. The sexy talk during the dances felt like a pressuring pitch for the VIP room. There's something to be said about living in the moment. It's hard to do that when you feel like you're trying to be sold on something else. Dynasty also liked to bite and gave me two hickeys despite me asking her not to leave any marks. My wife is fine with me going to clubs, but she wasn't happy about that (nor was I).